Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Jun 07, 2012 9:01:12 am PDT #8708 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

1) Public workers get salaries lower than private for comparable jobs.

Actually, they get lower rates for higher-ranked positions, but higher rates for entry-level and low-skill positions.


Consuela - Jun 07, 2012 9:20:15 am PDT #8709 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Total change of subject: an eight-year internet identity hoax, complete with 71 Facebook profiles, 11 fake children (one with cancer), one faked marriage, and, naturally, one faked death: [link]

Holy cow. Makes our were-monkey look like a T-ball player by comparison.


meara - Jun 07, 2012 9:31:50 am PDT #8710 of 30001

Good lord, who has TIME for all that? (Especially if she's actually a med student like it claims) I mean, I barely have time for my actual internet life, and there's only one of me, and it's all real so I don't have to worry about mixing up my lies or anything. Eesh.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2012 9:31:52 am PDT #8711 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

an eleven-year internet identity hoax, complete with 71 Facebook profiles, 11 fake children (one with cancer), one faked marriage, and, naturally, one faked death: [link]

Wow.


amych - Jun 07, 2012 9:35:10 am PDT #8712 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What meara said. I hardly have time for the one FB account.


msbelle - Jun 07, 2012 9:37:39 am PDT #8713 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I went shopping during my lunch break. I lost track of time and did not leave time to get food. Also, the watch I bought is broken so I have to take it back. Waste of time and now I am really hungry and thus craving junk food.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 07, 2012 9:38:26 am PDT #8714 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe alternate personalities take turns keeping track of their own respective internet identities? I don't know, I can't even keep my login names/passwords straight now that I have a bunch to different websites.


Amy - Jun 07, 2012 9:43:49 am PDT #8715 of 30001
Because books.

an eleven-year internet identity hoax, complete with 71 Facebook profiles, 11 fake children (one with cancer), one faked marriage, and, naturally, one faked death

And given how old she is now, wouldn't she have been, like, thirteen or something when the whole thing began?


Jessica - Jun 07, 2012 9:45:08 am PDT #8716 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Does being a med student mean she has easy access to speed or meth? I honestly can't imagine any other way she would have time for all of this!


meara - Jun 07, 2012 9:47:15 am PDT #8717 of 30001

And given how old she is now, wouldn't she have been, like, thirteen or something when the whole thing began?

Well, I only read the first couple posts on that site, but it basically said she was 13 or 14 when it got started with the first profile of the guy...and that you can tell from the bands he listed as favorites that it was really ghost-written by a 13 year old girl. Essentially. Snark away!