Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!

'First Date'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jun 06, 2012 6:32:29 pm PDT #8661 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Disappointingly, you can't trick it by walking in place in the elevator.

I have tried this!


Toddson - Jun 06, 2012 6:41:26 pm PDT #8662 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The colon-stapler looks like it should be sold in a set with an asshook.


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2012 6:52:18 pm PDT #8663 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The colon-stapler looks like it should be sold in a set with an asshook.

Hee!

"Order now and get the amazing Ginsu knife absolutely free!"


Atropa - Jun 06, 2012 6:56:07 pm PDT #8664 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And I do use the sleep tracker. It tracks your time in bed and also time asleep.

How? How does it track your time asleep? Because that's the thing that may push me over the edge to getting one.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 06, 2012 7:04:15 pm PDT #8665 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It will be snipped and put up on youtube, right? I don't have to worry?

It won't be 30 feet tall with Dolby Surround Sound on Youtube.


Liese S. - Jun 06, 2012 7:11:36 pm PDT #8666 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I don't have the Fitbit, but my Electric Sleep app tracks if you're rolling around or whatnot.


shrift - Jun 06, 2012 7:22:19 pm PDT #8667 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

How? How does it track your time asleep?

...magic?

It's got a 3D motion sensor. I guess if you stare at the ceiling and don't twitch a muscle while you're trying to fall asleep, it may not track your time asleep that accurately.


Strix - Jun 06, 2012 7:23:50 pm PDT #8668 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

-t, YES, I plotzed over that tee a day or so ago!!! And I burbled and dragged DH to the computer, hollering "Want, take, have! Birthday in two months! Me, me, me!"


le nubian - Jun 06, 2012 7:24:11 pm PDT #8669 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jennifer Love Hewitt is on Conan talking about vajazzling.

I had forgotten that was a THING. She brought out one of the stickers she uses. It was a sparkly peace sign. She said a lot of women do it.

I do not do it. Can't imagine doing it. But my feet aren't yet summer ready.


Strix - Jun 06, 2012 7:25:25 pm PDT #8670 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think if I vajazzled, my DH would experience instant boner-loss from laughing so hard.