can you OD on tums?
Does a kidney stone count?
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Jun 04, 2012 8:13:02 pm PDT #8347 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
meara - Jun 04, 2012 8:27:37 pm PDT #8348 of 30001
I wish I had a summer vacation. Ooh. Of course, mine would lack moving and twins, so it's rather less needed.
I decided that mooning over the girl I met Friday (who I last saw back in January and have been vaguely hoping to run into since) is not productive (especially if it will be 6 more months before I see her again). So I emailed several people on OKCupid. Two who I'm not really thinking are interesting (but who emailed me, so) and a couple who I'm hoping write back and are cute in person (ok, one I know is cuter in person, I've seen her around). On! And there's this woman I've eyed a few times at this event. She's hot. And I met her Friday also, and loved her hair, but was disappointed that up close and in conversation not nearly as hot as I'd thought. Then I saw her Satirday....only it turns out its two different women who look very alike and have the exact same haircut! And the one I DIDN'T meet is actually still very hot. Can't decide if that's good (she's hot!) or bad (I still don't know her!)
SuziQ - Jun 04, 2012 8:41:59 pm PDT #8349 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
CJ learned the downside of his summer pool job. If a kid poops in the pool, it is shut down for 24 hours. This happened about an hour before the end of his shift today.
Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2012 1:17:00 am PDT #8350 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I had a student who was a Balasubramanian
BAH-lah-sue-BRA-man-yan? I'm actually working with an author named that and I'd like to say it right!
ita !, I'm glad the hospital is treating you better.
Strix, healing ~ma to your bionic hand! Which is better than evil hand.
Does a kidney stone count?
ALWAYS.
Today is the day before travel, so of course I am a bundle of jangly nerves. I like traveling, I hate preparing for travel.
Ginger - Jun 05, 2012 2:55:45 am PDT #8351 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I answer to anyone looking at a piece of paper and making K sounds.
sarameg - Jun 05, 2012 3:35:46 am PDT #8352 of 30001
Someone smashed one of the (thankfully not-roll-down) windows on my car last night.
While I am unpleased at the expense to repair it, I'm vaguely gleeful that they probably pretty quickly realized they'd hit a dud. Only things missing? Lighters. HAHAHAHAH! They didn't even take the change in the ashtray. Or the cigs. Dumbasses.
ChiKat - Jun 05, 2012 4:06:37 am PDT #8353 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Both my first and last names are about the WASPiest names ever, super common, and incredibly easy to pronounce. I have had very few issues with that in my life.
sarameg, I'm so glad they didn't get anything of value! The fixing part sucks, though.
3 1/2 more days of school. I cannot wait.
tommyrot - Jun 05, 2012 4:14:36 am PDT #8354 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My car isn't great at pronouncing things correctly. It pronounced Touhy (the street) as TAU-hee (rhymes with COW-hee). It's actually pronounced TOO-ee.
Since I installed the software update for my car, it now pronounces it T'hee, as if it were a Vulcan name.
Jesse - Jun 05, 2012 4:30:53 am PDT #8355 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Can't decide if that's good (she's hot!) or bad (I still don't know her!)
That made me laugh.
Someone smashed one of the (thankfully not-roll-down) windows on my car last night.
Booooo!
I need to take some time off this summer so I don't lose it, and I'm thinking about just random days. I wonder if I can get my boss to OK my doing it without much notice, so I can judge if it's going to be a nice day out and I'm not too busy.
Jessica - Jun 05, 2012 4:33:54 am PDT #8356 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My car isn't great at pronouncing things correctly.
My GPS unit is hilarious when it comes to pronouncing place names, especially if there's an abbreviation involved. It cracks me up every time she tells me to take the exit towards Verazzano Branch.