Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!

'First Date'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 13, 2012 6:55:42 am PDT #785 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I am all about little rewards, except I don't have any rewards in my office. Except for some Luna bars, which get a bit boring after a while, even the white chocolate-macadamia one.

I overslept this morning and yet when I got in, the office was mostly empty anyway. Apparently a whole bunch of staff are going offsite for some project that I'm not involved in, so I suspect it's going to be a quiet, boring day.

The thunderstorm last night was pretty impressive, especially since I was at dinner in the city and had to walk in it.


Consuela - Apr 13, 2012 6:57:34 am PDT #786 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The National Weather Service counted a whopping 750 lightning strikes across the Bay Area, said Chris Stumpf, a forecaster.

Holy cow! That's impressive.

Happily, TNG doesn't appear to mind about thunderstorms: nothing was destroyed when I got home, not even the expensive dog bed she started chewing on the other night. $70 for an extra-sturdy dog bed from LL Bean, and she decided she was bored at 2 AM and tore out one of the seams. I dunno what I'm going to do about that: I think I can stitch it back together, but it's not worth if it I can't stop her from chewing.


Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2012 7:02:00 am PDT #787 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So that really was an unusual thunderstorm last night:

Daaaaamn. I was indoors the whole time watching the DVD of my last non-Theater Pub show.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2012 7:26:12 am PDT #788 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Things that got hit by lightning last night: Transamerica Pyramid, towers on both GG and Bay Bridges, Cranes building the new bridge.


Kate P. - Apr 13, 2012 7:41:48 am PDT #789 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

JOIN ME IN SMALL REWARDS TO GET THROUGH THE DAY!

I endorse this plan! I just realized I have a rewards card to the froyo place down the street that I completed the last time I was there, so I can go get free froyo this afternoon. Woo! This will make up for the fact that I decided I couldn't skip work this afternoon to join M for the baby shower his department is throwing for us. Ah well.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2012 8:03:39 am PDT #790 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think someone posted a link to Text From Dog before, but this one cracked me up:

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Typo Boy - Apr 13, 2012 8:36:29 am PDT #791 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

On one development project years ago we included an alpha test, post QA, and pre-beta. We put the QAd system up and encouraged future users to try and break it. But we wanted to emphasize than problems were expected at this stage and their finding them was a good thing. A problem did not make us bad programmers or them bad users, but simply were something that at this stage were bound to exist and needed to be found by them and fixed by us. So we put big baskets of cookies in the test rooms and encouraged users to take a cookie every time they logged a problem. No there were no consequences for taking a cooking if you did not find a problem.

It worked! People actually came in and tested. And the cookies communicated that there were supposed to be problems and nobody badmouthed us when they found them.


Consuela - Apr 13, 2012 8:36:41 am PDT #792 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I suspect there's a ton of pushback in the comments, but I got a kick out of professional troublemaker Nick Mamatas' post titled Let Us Put an End to Geek Pride. Such a shit-stirrer, Nick is.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2012 8:44:22 am PDT #793 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I was with him right up until he said font choice doesn't matter. THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS.


Consuela - Apr 13, 2012 8:50:33 am PDT #794 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Heh, Jessica.

Here's some Billytea bait: [link]

Weird animal sex, as illustrated by human cartoons.