Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

'Shindig'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - May 31, 2012 7:01:27 am PDT #7639 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So Vanderbilt's football coach will not hire an assistant coach until/unless he has met and approved of the candidate's wife.

[link]

Franklin, in a relaxed mood near the beach, explained, "I've been saying it for a long time, I will not hire an assistant coach until I've seen his wife. If she looks the part, and she's a D-1 recruit, then you got a chance to get hired. That's part of the deal. "There's a very strong correlation between having the confidence, going up and talking to a women, and being quick on your feet and having some personality and confidence and being fun and articulate, than it is walking into a high school and recruiting a kid and selling him."

Apparently this is also featured in Moneyball?

I'm pretty appalled at the logic behind this. I mean, WTF?


Consuela - May 31, 2012 7:04:50 am PDT #7640 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What's a food pod?

It's a bunch of food trucks all together at the same place.


Consuela - May 31, 2012 7:06:51 am PDT #7641 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm pretty appalled at the logic behind this. I mean, WTF?

Wow, yeah. What if he's gay? Or just single? And I guess there's no chance of a woman being an assistant football coach.

Also, "looks the part"? That means she has to be pretty in order for her husband to be hired? And what does "a D-1 recruit" mean--that she had to be a college athlete, or is that in reference to her looks?

The more I think about this, the dodgier it gets--it really is something out of the 1950s.


tommyrot - May 31, 2012 7:07:33 am PDT #7642 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh.

Before my uncle was hired to be the senior VP of a medium-sized corporation, they interviewed his wife as well. Apparently this was standard practice back then. I think they wanted to know if she could entertain properly at parties and what-not?

This would have been late 1980s.


§ ita § - May 31, 2012 7:13:02 am PDT #7643 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

D-1 means division 1, but I'm going to assume he means a 10, or whatever his dickish hottie-ranking scale is.

Here's a tee shirt that Jilli shouldn't wear: [link] (or look at)


le nubian - May 31, 2012 7:15:27 am PDT #7644 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Let's take the assumption that a major VP must do some entertaining to maintain a company presence, etc. It might be relevant to the job skills and effort to interview the spouse to see if she can assist the VP in performing his duties. I am not sure I agree with this line of argument, but it isn't unlike the national expectations of the First Lady. Though I am not sure any person was ever not elected because of the attractiveness of his wife. Really.

However, the assistant coach's wife would not be helping him perform employment duties (at least not described in the article). The coach is evaluating prospectives based on assumptions of why they chose their spouses (and why the spouses chose them).


ChiKat - May 31, 2012 7:17:48 am PDT #7645 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

IMO, if the wife (either to the coach or VP) isn't getting PAID, she doesn't need to interview.


brenda m - May 31, 2012 7:21:01 am PDT #7646 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Let's take the assumption that a major VP must do some entertaining to maintain a company presence, etc. It might be relevant to the job skills and effort to interview the spouse to see if she can assist the VP in performing his duties.

IF it's part of his duties, then it's on him to deliver. How he does that (wife, companion, sister, event planner, or - hey there - all by himself) shouldn't be on the table. If you're interviewing at that level one would think you'd figured it out somehow or other.


msbelle - May 31, 2012 7:22:04 am PDT #7647 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

If the VP's wife cannot entertain (god forbid she have her own career) he should know that and be able to deal with it, by know good places to take business associates and/or having a good relationship with a catering and/or event planning company. GET OUT OF THE DARK AGES OR ANGRY WOMEN WILL COME SUE YOUR ASS!


§ ita § - May 31, 2012 7:37:53 am PDT #7648 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is supposably a good way to size your bra: [link]

I haven't tried it yet--am about to give it a shot.