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Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - May 30, 2012 7:37:51 pm PDT #7607 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Pix - May 30, 2012 7:43:11 pm PDT #7608 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
I am immensely frustrated by faux pockets. They're almost worse than just not having any hint of pockets at all. It's a tease. "There could have been a pocket here! Fuck you! Try to put your hands in these pockets! Whoops, you can't! Fuck you, lady! You don't get pockets!"
This just made me LOL. Literally.
bon bon - May 30, 2012 7:45:20 pm PDT #7609 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm still confused by what pockets I'm supposed to rip open. Feels like failure.
You guys, did you know you could break excel? Like it's not frozen, but it will stop calculating for you? I did that today. That's a new one.
DavidS - May 30, 2012 7:46:33 pm PDT #7610 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm sensing a market for women's wear with pockets. It's just waiting for something similar to Diane Von Furstenberg saying: "Hey, you can design the dress so it wraps to your individual shape!" and make millions.
Stylish pockets. That's all it would take to make millions.
DavidS - May 30, 2012 7:48:40 pm PDT #7611 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Like it's not frozen, but it will stop calculating for you?
I've had that happen with Access. Like, all my formulas were correct but it just flipped out and huddled in stressball rocking back and forth. I'm going to chalk that up to Microsoft being shit. (Sorry, MS workers. It's still true. For relative values of shit equal to "the logic is right but the program isn't.")
bon bon - May 30, 2012 7:50:23 pm PDT #7612 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It's just as much a function of working on government hardware. It's unbelievable how hamstrung we are.
DavidS - May 30, 2012 7:51:46 pm PDT #7613 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's just as much a function of working on government hardware.
Okay, well, I'm going to refer you to Consuela's three year quest to being hired for the job she does and for which she is uniquely qualified.
SuziQ - May 30, 2012 8:06:42 pm PDT #7614 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Does F9 get it to force calculate? If so, then find the Calculation button on the ribbon and see if it is somehow set to manual.
bon bon - May 30, 2012 8:14:08 pm PDT #7615 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Even if you enter 1+1 in a cell, you get zero; the only solution is to close excel. I had a colleague -- who can do the whole hotkeys-flying-windows-flashing-only-in-the-movies excel hacking -- help me out.
meara - May 30, 2012 9:41:51 pm PDT #7616 of 30001
Oof, bon, that's some hard-core excel!
I hate hate hate dresses without pockets. This is part of why I'm learning to sew, so I can put pockets in my dresses. Doesn't help the pants though, they're harder. And often have the stupid faux-pockets, or ones that are so small they're useless. eShakti apparently has pockets in pretty much all their dresses, which kicks ass.
I went to karaoke tonight to hang out with a woman I vaguely know from dancing and hoped to meet hot friends of hers. Sadly, not really on the hot friends, but one of my good friends here who I hardly see was there and drunk as hell--it was his last day at his current job so he was celebrating. Good times!! Lots of singing and dancing.