Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 27, 2012 4:58:30 pm PDT #7123 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You would start recognizing bowleggedness if you watched Supernatural and The Wire with ita on the same day! Her affinity for it is pretty intense.

I now realize I don't care about it one way or the other, in general.


§ ita § - May 27, 2012 4:58:46 pm PDT #7124 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do not spoil her on a certain late-season comment by Bunk, please.

OMG, I'm fanning myself.

I need to get my ass back in gear and my apartment back to visitable, bon, or we'll have to start both series back at the beginning...


§ ita § - May 27, 2012 4:59:08 pm PDT #7125 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I now realize I don't care about it one way or the other, in general.

Heathen.


Strix - May 27, 2012 5:00:09 pm PDT #7126 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

boolean searches baybee!

I tripped over my own feet while telling a story to my family, being extra-dramatic to distract them from thoughts of the dog, caught body weight all on left hand at 90 degree angle. silly. thought i'd jammed it. nope! broken! Found out after i slept on it and drove 70 miles home.

ooh, he WAS pretty! huh.


§ ita § - May 27, 2012 5:05:53 pm PDT #7127 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ahaha!

If you search tumblr tags for bowlegs, not only might you as well be searching "jensen ackles", THERE'S A POST SAYING THAT SAME THING (eta: no, there are more than one posts to that same effect...).

[link]


meara - May 27, 2012 5:08:21 pm PDT #7128 of 30001

and they are ll based on an ideal figure (in one book they called him the regular Apollo) of 38 chest, 33 waist, 39 hips, and 5'8"

...that seems more hourglassy than I picture a well-figured guy to look! But that book sounds fascinating!

As I feared, doing this sewing class means I am spending All The Money on fabric and notions and things.

I also went and bought "This Means War" so I can watch the alternate endings.


§ ita § - May 27, 2012 5:14:04 pm PDT #7129 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bah. Tom Hardy fandom thinks they know bowlegs...

There are multiple posts citing the doomed ship of Jensen's knees...


Cass - May 27, 2012 5:19:43 pm PDT #7130 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

the doomed ship of Jensen's knees...

Never shall they meet or be together. Never.


§ ita § - May 27, 2012 5:21:01 pm PDT #7131 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They're like ships in the night, every time he takes a step.

Heartbreaking...


Sophia Brooks - May 27, 2012 5:23:20 pm PDT #7132 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

...that seems more hourglassy than I picture a well-figured guy to look! But that book sounds fascinating!

If you look at the illustrations, they are sort of hourglassy: [link] This is 1850's but the tailoring manuals are very similar

Also, they shape the pantlegs to curves-- per the tailoring instructions