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billytea - May 27, 2012 12:55:16 pm PDT #7061 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Thanks, Hec, for forcing me to bring this back to mind.

Excellent! The best work excursion I ever had was a dinner at the Autralian Reptile Park on the Central Coast. They had a similarly-proportioned salty (called Eric, IIRC) who had also lost a limb. In his case, it was bitten off by a female salty who wasn't in the mood. He reacted by killing all three females in his enclosure (which is when he was moved to the ARP).

That was also the occasion when I witnessed the epic showdown between actuarial stupidity and a Burmese python.

DavidS - May 27, 2012 1:03:53 pm PDT #7062 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That was also the occasion when I witnessed the epic showdown between actuarial stupidity and a Burmese python.

Did stupidity win?

§ ita § - May 27, 2012 1:17:18 pm PDT #7063 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did he kill the specific croc that turned him down? If so, was it first, last, or middle?

I have a narrative I need fact-checked.

DavidS - May 27, 2012 1:19:02 pm PDT #7064 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Did he kill the specific croc that turned him down?

Considering she bit off his leg, I'm guessing he turned his rage on to some smaller females. What an asshole crocodile!

brenda m - May 27, 2012 1:23:05 pm PDT #7065 of 30001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

. What an asshole crocodile!

They are kind of known for that.

§ ita § - May 27, 2012 1:30:11 pm PDT #7066 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, my, GOD. You people are so judgmental. How DARE you be so humanormative?

Jesus.

Sophia Brooks - May 27, 2012 1:47:55 pm PDT #7067 of 30001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Megafauna kind of creeps me out too. Except for mega-sloths. I think they would be like Aunt Beast from A Wrinkle in Time.

Ginger - May 27, 2012 1:56:33 pm PDT #7068 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Aunt Beast from A Wrinkle in Time

"It's my worst trouble, getting fond."

§ ita § - May 27, 2012 1:56:47 pm PDT #7069 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, they're totally the worst. Like, worse than the crocs. This is why I don't understand my reflexes.

§ ita § - May 27, 2012 2:05:35 pm PDT #7070 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Entirely unrelated, I really want to cosplay movie/Ultimates Nick Fury. Like, more than any cosplay urge I've had in a while. That would be so cool.

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