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'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - May 27, 2012 4:06:02 am PDT #6989 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think Jilli could charge more than absinthe for a service like that.

I have a style in my brain that my body can't support.


Jesse - May 27, 2012 4:24:44 am PDT #6990 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, it's so beautiful outside, and I'm supposed to be cleaning house, and all I'm doing is sitting on my ass! So neither enjoying the weather NOR taking care of business.


Jesse - May 27, 2012 5:14:18 am PDT #6991 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

FINE. I have vacuumed and put the first load of laundry in.


Tom Scola - May 27, 2012 5:16:47 am PDT #6992 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I need to get dressed, do the dishes, and take out the trash. Which I will get to, any minute now. Any minute.


smonster - May 27, 2012 5:19:33 am PDT #6993 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

ita ! is a bona fide genius. Wow.

repentant yards of clothing.

That is a wonderfully evocative phrase. Man, it was such a revelation to me to cast off (mostly) that inner critic and just say FUCKIT, I'm wearing what I want.

OMG, I just bought this dress from Voluptuous Vixen and I looooove it

Gorgeous! I need more casual summer dresses, mine are mostly too dressy.

I have a style in my brain that my body can't support.

I have a style in my head that my laziness can't support. Okay, more like twenty styles I'd like to rock, but the point is I mostly stay generic and easy.


Anne W. - May 27, 2012 5:29:28 am PDT #6994 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Which I will get to, any minute now. Any minute.

This is also when I will do my yardwork and then set to dealing with the mound o' paperwork and craft supplies I hauled out of my study.


Burrell - May 27, 2012 5:30:03 am PDT #6995 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am too lazy to have any real style, but if I ever did put in the time, I'd want to dress like a cross between Djuna Barnes and Nora Charles, with a bit of Morticia Addams thrown in for good measure.


Jesse - May 27, 2012 5:48:45 am PDT #6996 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dagnabbit, the dryer is still broken. I should have gone to the stupid laundromat! But see above re: lazy. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't thrown in a cat-hair-covered throw, thinking that the hair would be pulled out in the dryer. Yikes.


§ ita § - May 27, 2012 5:51:08 am PDT #6997 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That business plan was brought to you by zolpidem tartrate and chocolate.

I don't think I could ever have a style, but having a little bit of a few is just fine. I basically want to wear all the clothes and jewellery that I find on the web that make me coo, and I feel I've made a decent stab of it, with the obvious gap of special occasions, of which I have very few.

My sister has three weddings to attend this year, and I'm very jealous. I love weddings. Well, no, I don't. I love dressing for weddings. But all I have on my calendar is one engaged cousin, from a family of flibbertigibbets, so I don't know if anything will come of it, or when.


Burrell - May 27, 2012 5:56:59 am PDT #6998 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think of you as quite stylish, ita.