A friend of mine had an ex who would only have sex while wearing a Klingon mask.
That is awesome. (Only because I'm not that person's partner.)
Was it a specific klingon, or just a generic one?
That's a good question!
They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 25, 2012 5:47:32 am PDT #6619 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
smonster - May 25, 2012 5:53:56 am PDT #6620 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Anipals is too evocative of "anal" for me. My sister uses "fur babies," but I should probably talk to her about that.
Not keen on the idea of sex with a Klingon-masked partner. Did s/he get to wear the mask, see how he liked it?
Jessica - May 25, 2012 5:55:03 am PDT #6621 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Was it a specific klingon, or just a generic one?
You know, I didn't ask.
tommyrot - May 25, 2012 6:01:38 am PDT #6622 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did s/he get to wear the mask, see how he liked it?
Was their sex-talk in Klingon?
Jessica - May 25, 2012 6:02:08 am PDT #6623 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I also did not ask that.
le nubian - May 25, 2012 6:02:51 am PDT #6624 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
well, and I'm trying to discern what difference would it make if it was generic or Worf.
-t - May 25, 2012 6:05:13 am PDT #6625 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Jessica, I hope you are learning from this experience so that next time someone tells you a freaky sex thing you will ask yourself "what would the invisible people in the computer want to know about this?"
Amy - May 25, 2012 6:06:02 am PDT #6626 of 30001
Because books.
WHAT -t SAID.
§ ita § - May 25, 2012 6:07:21 am PDT #6627 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm trying to discern what difference would it make if it was generic or Worf
All the difference in the world, except Kurn is the hot one. Hot male one--he was pretending to be a male Klingon?
Awake? A mess? But no! It's the single best series (cruelly cancelled!) this season...
I'm so glad I had my expectation bubble pricked before I could get emotionally attached.
My sister emailed me yesterday to ask if I'd set her tablet ringtone to the Firefly theme song. Sounds likely! Last time the scheme was all Eureka all the time. I told her to report back if no one could take the sky from him.
erikaj - May 25, 2012 6:10:55 am PDT #6628 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I love my animal friends so much that yes, I can see how you could get really attached to them and start to think it's a civil-rights violation when they can't go in the restaurant with you.But then, they eat their vomit and I'm over it. I guess I would go with "animal partner", but they all sound more sexual than the person intended(I hope)