Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - May 24, 2012 5:55:17 am PDT #6490 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I don't watch Revenge, but thank you for making my page such a pretty pink. Good choice for spoiler font color.


tommyrot - May 24, 2012 5:58:57 am PDT #6491 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is pretty cool: 12 Baseball Feats That Only Happened Once

1. STEAL A BASE, GO BACK AND STEAL AN EARLIER BASE, THEN STEAL IT AGAIN
On September 3, 1908, while on first base, Herman “Germany” Schaefer of the Detroit Tigers stole second base, then ran in reverse and stole first base, then stole second base again! Germany remains the only player ever to steal second base twice in the same base-running series. Before 1920, there was no official rule that you couldn’t steal bases in reverse order.

4. RICHIE ASHBURN HITS THE SAME LADY TWICE WITH TWO FOUL BALLS
On August 17, 1957, Richie Ashburn of the Philadelphia Phillies hit spectator Alice Roth with a foul ball, breaking her nose. As Alice was being carried off the field on a stretcher, Ashburn hit her with another foul ball, breaking a bone in her knee.

Wow.


-t - May 24, 2012 6:06:54 am PDT #6492 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's a great picture, Cashmere. I have no idea what's going on there, but it looks pretty badass.


meara - May 24, 2012 6:23:16 am PDT #6493 of 30001

I have breaking pointe and bunheads already season pass-ed on the TiVo! (and SYTYCD of course)

Oddly, with the Voice, I only want to watch the audition parts. But with SYTYCD I want to fast forward. Maybe because voice didn't make us sit through horrible and bizarre contestants because it's "funny"?


Steph L. - May 24, 2012 6:24:37 am PDT #6494 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Here's a photo of me tripping over a jammer I just knocked down last weekend.

Right on!


Laura - May 24, 2012 6:25:57 am PDT #6495 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Here's a photo of me tripping over a jammer I just knocked down last weekend.

Awesomecakes!


Scrappy - May 24, 2012 7:12:21 am PDT #6496 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Cash is the KEWLEST.


sumi - May 24, 2012 7:20:05 am PDT #6497 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

The story behindthe picture of the little boy touching President Obama's hair.


JZ - May 24, 2012 7:49:05 am PDT #6498 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Holy fucking shit DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS.


le nubian - May 24, 2012 7:52:46 am PDT #6499 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

yes. I have been training not to read comments anywhere but here and the AV Club.