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tommyrot - May 23, 2012 10:31:09 am PDT #6362 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So who's going to be the first to combine SWINTON, cat partners and Everest in one post?


Amy - May 23, 2012 10:32:12 am PDT #6363 of 30001
Because books.

SWINTON would probably have Big Cat partners, but I can totally see her gliding up Everest beside a tiger.


SuziQ - May 23, 2012 10:37:40 am PDT #6364 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Feline partners. Little fluffy tyrants, sure. Partners? Heck no.

This is my second day in a row in the office and now I remember why I work at home so much. The air and lighting here gives me such a headache. I had just been talking over the weekend about how my headaches have eased off so much - both plain headaches and migraines. Gah.

In the further adventures of CJ - tonight and tomorrow he will be participating in the local sheriff's "Active Shooter" training. No, he won't be handling a gun, but will serve as either a victim or bad guy for the sheriffs to defend or take down.


tommyrot - May 23, 2012 10:37:54 am PDT #6365 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Confusing headline o' the day:

Led Zeppelin II dies of a heart attack

(A guy named Led Zeppelin II died, not the album.)


Scrappy - May 23, 2012 10:38:07 am PDT #6366 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

One of our cats has a partner, who we are pretty sure is SATAN. Only way to explain her behavior. The other is just, you know, a really good cat. And our dogs are dogs--if you want to be specific about roles, they are, as we never tire of telling them, good boys.


Zenkitty - May 23, 2012 10:38:21 am PDT #6367 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I feel if my cat were a real partner, she would stop peeing on things.

Heh.

Feline partner, hell. I love them dearly, but they're pets, not partners. I call them "baby" affectionately, but they're not children, either. AS I've said before, they're not human, that's why I want them around!

FURRY RECIDIVISTS

Bwahaha!


bon bon - May 23, 2012 10:53:01 am PDT #6368 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

if you want to be specific about roles, they are, as we never tire of telling them, good boys.

Ha!

A partner doesn't start screaming at you at 5:30 in the morning for a 7 am feeding time. A partner gets up and feeds the pet so you can continue to sleep.

(IOW, Avon has been winning a war of attrition on the 7 am feeding time. Monday morning I was started awake at 4:15 or so and he was standing on the edge of the bed, STARING AT ME. That is why we are harness training him.)


Jesse - May 23, 2012 10:57:24 am PDT #6369 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It sounds like some of you people have abusive feline partners.


§ ita § - May 23, 2012 10:57:29 am PDT #6370 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You guys make it so appealling. I gots to get me one of those.


bon bon - May 23, 2012 10:59:58 am PDT #6371 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Well, the harness training provides its own entertainment. Avon walks backward while it's on; KK slinks around in shame, dragging his lower belly on the ground.