My feline partner is locked in the bathroom, on account of annoying. Please don't read into that regarding my approach to relationships. Though it would explain a lot.
Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.
Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - May 23, 2012 10:18:24 am PDT #6351 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Amy - May 23, 2012 10:21:19 am PDT #6352 of 30001
Because books.
FURRY RECIDIVISTS. I love you, Jilli.
I have no feline partners. I have cats who have moved in and demand food and space on the bed where my legs are supposed to go. Oh, and sometimes one of them bites my ankles. Partner, my ass.
Connie Neil - May 23, 2012 10:23:23 am PDT #6353 of 30001
brillig
Partner? What is this partner? I have a feline master. He's begun answering to Sir.
edit: Yes, I know, who started calling him that.
tommyrot - May 23, 2012 10:23:30 am PDT #6354 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, partners also come in "cop". And, apparently, "cat/cop".
Crime Fighting Dog Gets Feline Partner
She's a dog and he's a cat. Together, they fight crime!
Jesse - May 23, 2012 10:23:32 am PDT #6355 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I wish my PET CAT were more of a partner! Who has to do all the work? ME. Who has to bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan? ME. (Note: the cat does not actually get to eat the bacon.)
ION, here's some really cool Marvel jewelry for you.
§ ita § - May 23, 2012 10:24:23 am PDT #6356 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got nothing but total side-eye for anyone with a FELINE PARTNER. Love, your pet, just don't love your pet.
OMG, is that twice I said the p-word?
But, hell, at least a shelter's getting some good out of the loopiness...
Calli - May 23, 2012 10:27:24 am PDT #6357 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I think my cat would find "partner" an inaccurate reflection of our household's command structure. (He commands. I generally do. It's a short structure, like an igloo or a hobbit house.)
Atropa - May 23, 2012 10:27:48 am PDT #6358 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
So that gorgeous magazine cover of SWINTON that was posted here last night? Pete said that if you ignored the color palette, it reminded him of Anjelica Huston as Morticia. Which led to a dream-casting discussion if a remake (please G-d no) of the Addams Family were to happen. Pete suggested Jeffrey Dean Morgan for Gomez, and then my head exploded in glee.
(Yes, I am typing from beyond the grave.)
Sophia Brooks - May 23, 2012 10:29:01 am PDT #6359 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I feel if my cat were a real partner, she would stop peeing on things.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 23, 2012 10:29:58 am PDT #6360 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It looks like Everest got tired of being thought of as the "safe" mountain and is telling K2 to move over.