I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - May 21, 2012 4:25:12 pm PDT #6146 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Talk of forging signatures always reminds me of perhaps my absolute favourite West Wing exchange:

Margaret: Can I - can I just say something for the future?
Leo: Yeah.
Margaret: I can sign the President's name. I have his signature down pretty good.
Leo: You can sign the President's name?
Margaret: Yeah.
Leo: On a document removing him from power and handing it to someone else?
Margaret: Yeah! Or... do you think the White House Counsel would say that was a bad idea?
Leo: I think the White House Counsel would say it was a coup d'etat!
Margaret: Well...I'd probably end up doing some time for that.
Leo: I would think! And what the hell were you doing practicing the President's signature?
Margaret: It was just for fun.
Leo: We've got separation of powers, checks and balances, and Margaret vetoing things and sending them back to the Hill!


SuziQ - May 21, 2012 4:25:22 pm PDT #6147 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I kept my married name cause I didn't want to go back to signing my 14 letter/2 hyphen maiden name. Though, I think I can still forge my dad's signature. My current signature sometimes ends in a star. Too lazy to pick up the pen to go back and cross my t's.

This is what CJ did today.


bon bon - May 21, 2012 4:28:24 pm PDT #6148 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have trouble signing my first name -- the w followed by an n is hard.

It's funny this came up because my colleague was comparing a bunch of signatures of the same person over a four-year period and was trying to argue that someone started forging it because he started dropping a terminal letter. We all made fun of him. It's common! They otherwise looked exactly alike! It's weird that he started doing that in his 60s, but still.


Connie Neil - May 21, 2012 4:29:30 pm PDT #6149 of 30001
brillig

My dinner is salmon poached in orange juice with tarragon and something else. Nummy.


Steph L. - May 21, 2012 4:37:05 pm PDT #6150 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Connie! The package came today! And it is awesome! Did you have it in your house before sending it? Because Kato sniffed it thoroughly, and I was wondering if he was smelling the kitties.

Anyway -- and most importantly -- THANK YOU!


§ ita § - May 21, 2012 4:49:32 pm PDT #6151 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think my signature may be more useless than most when it comes to validation. It's all about how soon I get bored or tired. It's all over the place, seventeen different sizes and angularity and number of letters in my surname. I doubt there's a pattern except at the most grand level, maybe decades.


DavidS - May 21, 2012 5:28:19 pm PDT #6152 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A really interesting article on AVClub about the history of showrunners on TV.


beth b - May 21, 2012 5:40:09 pm PDT #6153 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

After college I traveled all over Europe on travelers checks.

One place made me sign one check 13 times -- I finally pulled out my other to prove to them that my signatures DO NOT Match. it usually consists of first initial, middle initial , last initial and then some lumps. Sometimes.


Sophia Brooks - May 21, 2012 5:41:34 pm PDT #6154 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

used to hate travellers checks as a cashier. I was like- I am a 15 year old making $3.35/hour, not a handwriting expert!


Amy - May 21, 2012 5:48:41 pm PDT #6155 of 30001
Because books.

I remember traveler's checks! I always hated them, too. And looking up credit card numbers in the little book that came once a month of stolen or bad numbers.