River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - May 21, 2012 3:31:15 pm PDT #6132 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My signature has my whole first name, and then T and complete scribbles.

My mom eventually changed to a print "t" instead of a script "t" because everyone thought her last name was Gaylor. After 20 years, it still looks forced, as does her middle initial, which she added after she had a welfare client of the same name try to take out a mortgage in her identity.


Sophia Brooks - May 21, 2012 3:32:00 pm PDT #6133 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Because it deserves a single post-

Cass- I am so sorry about Kittenish and am sending much ma to you and to your father.


Atropa - May 21, 2012 3:34:00 pm PDT #6134 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete occasionally gets mock-cross about how illegible my signature is. "Venters is a fine name! It should be written clearly!"

Which is to say, you can make out a V, E, and N, and sometimes even a T. Otherwise, it's swoopy lines.


§ ita § - May 21, 2012 3:34:59 pm PDT #6135 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have also modified my signature so that I can write out my surname without lifting pen from paper--that was an important exercise in high school--full signature, legible, only lifting the pen off the paper twice. I'm not going through that shit again for some new surname. He can have mine.


askye - May 21, 2012 3:36:00 pm PDT #6136 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I've occasionally misspelled my name when I was signing it. Normally I just go for a big A and then a scrawl afterwards. My dad's signature looks like a stylized M. There's no M in his name.


Tom Scola - May 21, 2012 3:41:07 pm PDT #6137 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

When I was in my late thirties, I closed an account at a credit union that I opened when I was in my early teens, almost 25 years earlier. They pulled a copy of my signature when I opened the account, and my it looked exactly the same as it does now.


-t - May 21, 2012 3:41:39 pm PDT #6138 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

See, my maiden name and married name (which I didn't legally change to but use in some social stations) are both S-squiggle-ff. Convenient!

I actually have several possible signatures because I experimented a lot with my handwriting and calligraphy in high school. I try to be consistent on legal documents, which is the mostly squiggle. I do wish I had some kind of occasion to bust out the Cyrrilic signature, though, it looks cool.


Steph L. - May 21, 2012 3:55:45 pm PDT #6139 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Tim, who has a 9-letter German last name, signs his full name as a "T" and one long squiggly dash. I can forge his signature SO EASILY.

Of course, I don't really have any *need* to, but I like knowing that I can.


Jesse - May 21, 2012 3:59:38 pm PDT #6140 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had a coworker whose first name started with an A whose signature was basically a star and a squiggle. I'm sure she came up with it at 13 or whenever the rest of us did, and it just makes me laugh.


Amy - May 21, 2012 4:01:13 pm PDT #6141 of 30001
Because books.

My dad's initials are two Hs, so he used to draw two vertical lines, and then a horizontal one through them. Not for legal stuff, though.