And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - May 18, 2012 10:27:25 am PDT #5717 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

This weekend is Preakness and returning my two dysfunctional Kindle Fires.


-t - May 18, 2012 10:28:18 am PDT #5718 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I just have the eclipse. That's enough, I think.


Calli - May 18, 2012 10:29:39 am PDT #5719 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

If I can get to sleep tonight, I'll be doing some voter registration tomorrow. Otherwise, it's a weekend of gardening and goofing off. I may get some new running shoes and try to get back into that. My ankle hasn't hurt for over a week now. I'm hoping it's a sign that I can start jogging again.


§ ita § - May 18, 2012 10:31:59 am PDT #5720 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I decided this weekend to live vicariously through Colin, but his plans suck, so I'm looking for a replacement surrogate.


Gudanov - May 18, 2012 10:33:55 am PDT #5721 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

This weekend is soccer, soccer, soccer. Leif has four games, five if they win a lot.


msbelle - May 18, 2012 10:34:21 am PDT #5722 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

hey I made up a song for my office.

y'all are gonna drive me crazy
y'all are gonna drive me crazy
I've got things to do
other than waiting on you
oh yes, y'all are gonna drive me crazy.

big finish with jazz hands.

you're welcome.


Consuela - May 18, 2012 10:34:59 am PDT #5723 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

This weekend I'll do yard work, sit with my folks, and have a friend for the weekend. Which probably means a good meal somewhere, and lots of talking.


Jesse - May 18, 2012 10:39:22 am PDT #5724 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just got a big fat envelope of good news, so that's exciting. My boss hugged me. While asking if I was a hugger, and while I responded that I'm not! Hilarious.

This weekend, I am baking and cooking and doing, and then throwing a party for my parents. Also Mexican food tomorrow night.


Jesse - May 18, 2012 10:43:33 am PDT #5725 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, friends just bought and delivered for me 10 bottles of Prosecco and 72 beers. My family has awesome friends.


lisah - May 18, 2012 10:44:10 am PDT #5726 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

This weekend riding my bike140 mile. Holy fuck! But right now am lounging on a rather cushy hotel bed with a fantastic view of the ocean!