K-Bug reached her current height when she was in 5th grade.
Wow. When I was in 5th grade the girls were taller than the boys. And I was only average height for a boy.
I had my huge growth spurt in 9th and 10th grades.
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 17, 2012 10:21:06 am PDT #5534 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - May 17, 2012 10:25:35 am PDT #5535 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
•Vanilla with Brandy
That's half way to eggnog anyway.
sumi - May 17, 2012 10:25:46 am PDT #5536 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
I knew which Bulger ita_! was talking about.
Also - promos for new CW shows are here - there is one with Mamie Gummer i.e., Meryl Streep's daughter.
ChiKat - May 17, 2012 10:27:52 am PDT #5537 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
K-Bug reached her current height when she was in 5th grade.
I haven't grown a centimeter since 7th grade. Well, not up anyway.
I had a distressing age-related thing happen on Sunday. I was out to supper with some friends, who are all in the 30-38 range. Our waitress asked if I was the mother of any of them. Dude. I am 44. And, until Sunday, I didn't think I even looked 44. Seriously. One of the worst dinners ever.
tommyrot - May 17, 2012 10:30:27 am PDT #5538 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I haven't grown a centimeter since 7th grade. Well, not up anyway.
My body was still growing when I was 20. I know this because my orthodontist took advantage of that to expand my upper jaw. (I had this little tool I used to expand my upper jaw a little bit every day.)
DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:34:24 am PDT #5539 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Our waitress asked if I was the mother of any of them.
Ha! JZ and I went out to a local Thai restaurant with Matilda. Two buddhist monks were sitting nearby and Matilda was getting up periodically and looking around the restaurant. Not causing a commotion and not getting in the way or pestering anybody. Just mildly restless.
The monk smiled beneficently on her and suggested to me that as her grandfather I was obviously going to be way too lenient and not properly discipline her.
To which I did not reply: Fuck you, you celibate non-parental, judgmental, wrong age-guessing bald fuck!
Lee - May 17, 2012 10:36:43 am PDT #5540 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I've been asked if I were Juliana's mom before.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2012 10:38:44 am PDT #5541 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My gainfully-employed-not-obviously-gay-white-dude sob story of reverse discrimination: someone once kidded me in a movie theater about ordering cola instead of a clear drink when I went to see the remake of Shaft. That's the worst thing I've ever had to deal with because of my skin color, gender, or apparent orientation.
Somehow, I have managed to soldier on bravely despite being victimized in such an outrageous fashion.
brenda m - May 17, 2012 10:38:46 am PDT #5542 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Also, ita !, a friend of mine has been doing booze ice creams every weekend or so. Here's a few recent ones:
This week's cocktail-based ice cream: Brass Monkey. Orange juice, star anise, vodka, and rum. #RIP MCA.
Aww.
This week's homemade ice cream flavor: Roaring Dan's Rum & Ginger.
That sounds up your alley
For tonight's dessert, Red Wine & Cola Sorbet. Michael Jackson called it Jesus Juice. It's a thriller!
Hmmm.
le nubian - May 17, 2012 10:43:13 am PDT #5543 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Somehow, I have managed to soldier on bravely despite being victimized in such an outrageous fashion.
shut yo' mouth!