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'The Message'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 10, 2012 12:16:21 pm PDT #4481 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm irritated with the people who are very vocal about being "Christian" but seem to get most of their biblical information from the Old Testament.

So they're really just confused Jews, then.

Bad month for super creative, innovative, revolutionarily talented Jews.

I still cry a little on the way home from work, when I hit Atwater Village.


Lee - May 10, 2012 12:20:11 pm PDT #4482 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

COWGIRL GET TO WORK!

That means I don't have to, right?

YAY


Hil R. - May 10, 2012 12:20:21 pm PDT #4483 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm irritated with the people who are very vocal about being "Christian" but seem to get most of their biblical information from the Old Testament.

So they're really just confused Jews, then.

Except that I'm sure that most of these people would say that the Talmud doesn't count.


Burrell - May 10, 2012 12:29:03 pm PDT #4484 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My motivation doesn't seem to have come to work today, which is bad, but my ability to care didn't come either.

Clearly they are off conspiring together about how to convince you to go out for drinks later.


msbelle - May 10, 2012 12:29:09 pm PDT #4485 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

YOU TOO LEE!

I am a ball of nerves. I think discharge will happen tonight and I just want to take him to eat all of the ice cream.


Lee - May 10, 2012 12:34:59 pm PDT #4486 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Fingers crossed for discharge going as smoothly as possible, and good ice cream!

YOU TOO LEE!

lalalala, I can't hear you


Ginger - May 10, 2012 12:37:52 pm PDT #4487 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

ALso claiming the founding fathers were Christian.

It really depends on how you define the founding fathers. It seems that most of the people who are claiming this are thinking about black-clothed Pilgrims praying with friendly Indians over a Thanksgiving turkey. (Side note: Black was a very expensive dye. The Pilgrims would have thought that someone wearing black was putting on airs. Governor Bradford had "a Turkey red grograin suit, red waistcoat, tawny colored suit with silver buttons, a violet cloak of velvet lined with taffeta.")

The men who wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were heavily influenced by Enlightenment philosophers who emphasized natural rights, understanding the world through science and questioning orthodoxy. Few expressed much religious fervor, except in the sense of worshiping god through the beauty of the natural world. Deists were distinctly not Christian. Deists believed that there was a Creator, but not one actively involved in the world, and that study of all religions and natural law would yield basic moral principles for all people.


Burrell - May 10, 2012 12:38:19 pm PDT #4488 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ice cream sounds like a good plan, msbelle. Sending ~ma that everything goes smoothly.


Ginger - May 10, 2012 12:41:20 pm PDT #4489 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A motion for ice cream is always in order.

I hope some good comes of all this, msbelle.


Allyson - May 10, 2012 1:05:05 pm PDT #4490 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Except that I'm sure that most of these people would say that the Talmud doesn't count.

Some folks have religious beliefs that are on par with how my family has its own "rules" for scrabble that have nothing to do with the ones printed on the box.