And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - May 06, 2012 8:39:58 am PDT #3967 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Actually, Hufflepuff has more members than Slytherin too.

See! I was just surprised, and charmed, that it was so popular.


sumi - May 06, 2012 9:04:38 am PDT #3968 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Thanks, David.

Bodemeister was excellent. I wonder if there had been an option to get to the front and slow things down a bit. . . what might have happened.

On the other hand, I'll Have Another had a perfect trip.

If they both show up for the Preakness it should be interesting.


Ginger - May 06, 2012 9:13:39 am PDT #3969 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The web is a strange place in which one can, completely by accident, find instructions for knitting your own death star [link]


hippocampus - May 06, 2012 9:14:27 am PDT #3970 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Neighborhood festival today. Neighbors and HPF set up a lemonade stand. They're doing pretty well - still keeping it together after 3 hours.

... I go to take a shower, leaving the dads in charge, and return to find HPF's got her violin out and is busking on the sidewalk.

At least she's practicing, I guess.


Zenkitty - May 06, 2012 9:21:57 am PDT #3971 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

HPF's got her violin out and is busking on the sidewalk.

A time-honored tradition.


Amy - May 06, 2012 9:24:44 am PDT #3972 of 30001
Because books.

When Ben was five, I found him out on the front lawn having an "art sale" of pictures he'd drawn. He was flagging down cars.

Nice entrepreneurial spirit, but I had to explain why that might not be a great idea. He did sell one for $5, though.


le nubian - May 06, 2012 9:27:49 am PDT #3973 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

find instructions for knitting your own death star

I wish I could knit. This shit would be right up my alley.

ION, I am not sure if this fits into the definition of absurdity (I feel strongly it does), but I also think there must be a German word for this that does not exist in English. What does one call it when one is in the middle of packing (I am taking pictures of my packed CDs and labeling boxes) with my phone and I get an email notification from my current Dean asking me to speak to an Associate Dean at the graduate school who may convince me to stay!

I have boxes I purchased in my hallway. I bought extra tape at Staples on Friday. I have daily alerts in my email from the new city with information on houses for rent. I have appointments with realtors next week to interview.

And yet the emails come.

I need to write my formal resignation email and be done with it. Clearly the verbal approach is not working.


Polgara - May 06, 2012 9:42:04 am PDT #3974 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

The web is a strange place in which one can, completely by accident, find instructions for knitting your own death star [link].

Ooooooooh! That would be an excellent project for my company's silent auction in December.


Burrell - May 06, 2012 9:53:00 am PDT #3975 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Speaking of Pottermore, who is LightWillow? I assume it's someone here.


Zenkitty - May 06, 2012 9:53:16 am PDT #3976 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Argh. I'm having the monthly intractable headache. This is day 3. Pain all down the right side of my head, wrapping around to my neck and shoulder. It's not bad enough to send me to bed, but bad enough that I can't concentrate on doing anything. I've tried all the medicinal weapons at my disposal: Advil, Tylenol, decongestant, antihistamine, caffeine, Valium, nothing's touching it.

In good news, I've officially gone down a pants size. Had to get new jeans, my old ones were literally falling off me.