Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - May 04, 2012 10:32:11 am PDT #3816 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

oh, this meeting, I hate you so. why am I not at The Avengers?


meara - May 04, 2012 10:35:25 am PDT #3817 of 30001

OK, now I want to know what it REALLY said!

Also, le n, is she even in a position to guarantee some of that stuff? But yeah, stay strong. Sometimes change is what you need.


Burrell - May 04, 2012 10:35:46 am PDT #3818 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You must be so proud, Jesse!

Although I can't be the only one who wants smonster to spill the beans and tell us what the post really said. I'm guessing something along the lines of "Looks like we have another Cowgirl Jesse in the family!"


Burrell - May 04, 2012 10:37:35 am PDT #3819 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh le n, that is a super tempting offer, but even a year off doesn't help if the atmosphere is still toxic when you return.


Scrappy - May 04, 2012 10:38:34 am PDT #3820 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hey, Simon Pegg just tweeted me! He was talking about the ST shoot and I said "My friend Andy is propmaster--hope he's treating you right. If not, lemme know and I'll put the screws on him!" He tweeted me back "He just handed me my communicator."

So, Simon Pegg is CLEARLY my new BFF.


Jesse - May 04, 2012 10:38:47 am PDT #3821 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What it actually says: "We're not allowed to call her "M---" anymore. Her name is Jesse the Cowgirl (just like Jesse H---, her cousin, so she says!)."


Jesse - May 04, 2012 10:39:04 am PDT #3822 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, Simon Pegg is my new BFF.

Nice!


smonster - May 04, 2012 10:40:17 am PDT #3823 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What it actually says: "We're not allowed to call her "M---" anymore. Her name is Jesse the Cowgirl (just like Jesse H---, her cousin, so she says!)."

Dammit! I was hoping to squeeze a little cash out of this blackmail deal! Oh well. (the wee cousin is adorable, btw)


Jesse - May 04, 2012 10:41:08 am PDT #3824 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She's so frigging cute!


meara - May 04, 2012 10:43:48 am PDT #3825 of 30001

Awww. It IS just like her cowgirl cousin!