Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - Apr 11, 2012 4:28:01 am PDT #364 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Happy birthday to Owen! I can't wait to hear what was on his wish list.

Allergy sufferers: DC has been having a horrible season of pollen, and I had to see a doctor yesterday b/c she wouldn't refill a prescription without seeing me in person. She gave me a sample of Singulair and it is a fucking miracle drug. By last night I felt mostly normal again. Apparently, it doesn't work for everyone, but when it does, it works well.

Also, we will be in London next month for a few days - suggestions on what to do with a 3 year old?


Sue - Apr 11, 2012 4:29:54 am PDT #365 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I don't know how old I want to be. My grandmother lived until she was 102, but she was pretty out of it after 100. I only hope I keep all my faculties until I go.


Laura - Apr 11, 2012 4:30:57 am PDT #366 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Ha! When I was in Chicago I wore my sandals with socks. Of course it was summer like when I was there. My feet have been uncomfortable for so many years that all of my shoes are open toed and low heels.

All the sports people in my life assure me that the better I am with the RICE after surgery the sooner the swelling will be gone.

ION, go me with the early morning kayak run before work. Alas, now that manatee season is over the boats can zoom down the intracoastal, giving me quite the roller-coaster ride. Whee!


javachik - Apr 11, 2012 4:39:04 am PDT #367 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Also, we will be in London next month for a few days - suggestions on what to do with a 3 year old?

I don't know what the weather is like but the park in front of Buckingham Palace is renowned for its amazing birds (they were brought in years ago to amuse the royals. I have more detail than that but I just pulled an all-nighter on a document from hell for a client and I can't think). Anyway, the park (St James) is gorgeous and perfect for a picnic with stuff you get at Pret a Manger or Marks and Spencer's basement. Have fun!

Oh I just remembered to Sparky - the Natural History Museum (next to the V&A) was remodeled about 10 years ago to really appeal to kids. It has a ton of hands-on stuff to do and is very kid-friendly. It's a nice walk down to Harrods along Brompton Road, too, from there. Which, even I the anti-shopper have to admit is a divine building. Lots of cool stuff to window shop at an enough sensory stimulation with visuals for the kiddo to be enchanted too.

I really miss London.


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2012 4:56:42 am PDT #368 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If anyone needs a laugh....

Thanks a lot, robot friend


DavidS - Apr 11, 2012 5:09:46 am PDT #369 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But I have a super-cute new haircut and plans for the upcoming Avengers movie.

Excellent priorities, Calli!

Happy birthday, Owen!

Hey Nilly!

I'm sleepy and didn't want to get up this morning. But now we've got to do the morning rush around to get Matilda to school on a rainy day.


beth b - Apr 11, 2012 5:35:23 am PDT #370 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Happy birthday Owen !

I am 48 - days away from 49 . My head age is about 38. That was a good year for me in many ways .

Most of my fathers side lives til somewhere in the their 90s . Because my hair seems to be taking after that side of the family ( white by 50 ) I chose them to take after in age. Despite the diabetes and other stuff.


Emily - Apr 11, 2012 5:40:16 am PDT #371 of 30001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

beth, what happened at 38? Inquiring mid-30s want to know.

Also, I have Accomplished Things. Way to go, Buffista powers! There are more Things to do. Can't rest on laurels. Someone wanna write an essay on race and another on standards-based classrooms for me? Or at least figure out how long these things are supposed to be?


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 5:43:51 am PDT #372 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My body is all kinds of fucked up at 43, and I'm definitely not capable of what I was five years ago, but it's going to take a lot longer for me to feel more middle aged than fucked up. A lot longer, note. Not a lot more.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2012 5:48:43 am PDT #373 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

FFS -- I have just about had it with my boss telling me how to act. Not that she's wrong, but she just walked someone into my office unexpectedly and just introduced her by her first name. Who does that?? Eventually she got to the part about who the visitor is and why she was there, but jesus. And it was actually someone I would have loved to talk to (headhunter supposedly hiring the replacement for my counterpart who left last summer), but no, that was not in the cards.