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Natter 70: Hookers and Blow

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Hil R. - May 02, 2012 6:01:09 am PDT #3422 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Isn't that the one where he cautions parents to treat their daughters better so they'll make better dating material for him when they grow up? I think it should inspire a Watchers Council-type organization of people training their daughters to hunt down douchey acoustic musicians for the betterment of humanity.

Yes, and totally. And in the bridge of that song, he also says that it's OK to treat your sons like crap, because they're strong, and they'll recover as long as they've got one of these properly-raised daughters to love them.

I like Dave Matthews and John Mayer, actually. Well, John Mayer's music, although "Daughters" is an awful song. As a person he seems fairly distasteful these days.

Wasn't he the one who said that he's only attracted to white women, because his penis is racist, or something like that?

Amy - May 02, 2012 6:01:58 am PDT #3423 of 30001

Because books.

I don't know, Hil. He's said some weird stuff, though. I ignore it.

Hil R. - May 02, 2012 6:03:49 am PDT #3424 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I need somebody to make a decision for me: do I get Thai food or falafel for lunch? I can't decide.

Sue - May 02, 2012 6:05:03 am PDT #3425 of 30001

hip deep in pie

Thai.

Hil R. - May 02, 2012 6:07:13 am PDT #3426 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Now that I think about, I think I want falafel. Or I might just be being contrary.

-t - May 02, 2012 6:07:40 am PDT #3427 of 30001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mmm, pie. I hope the June session actually happens, Sue.

Huh, with pie on the brain I think I only added half the water I was supposed to to my biscuits. Oh well, they are the oven, now.

tommyrot - May 02, 2012 6:09:38 am PDT #3428 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, black patent leather boat shoes. Good or evil?

Jesse - May 02, 2012 6:09:52 am PDT #3429 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now I have that stupid Daughters song in my head. Thanks you guys!

-t - May 02, 2012 6:10:16 am PDT #3430 of 30001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Evil, but possibly the fun kind of evil.

Eta: boat shoes, not John Mayer.

JZ - May 02, 2012 6:10:58 am PDT #3431 of 30001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think he actually said his penis liked black girls best, in a self-congratulatory Me and my enlightened post-racial penis sort of way, but I'm damned if I'm going to try to look up the exact thing verbatim. He also said it in the middle of an interview right after he'd dumped Jennifer Aniston. So, you know, classy all around.

"Waitin' On The World To Change" is the one that makes me want to smash his face in with a brick. I swear someone could write an entire anti-33 1/3 book about that song, detailing its musical lineage and exactly why it's such a thorough betrayal of every note of it. It's just... I just... MARVIN GAYE AND SAM COOKE WEPT.

Also, Hil, definitely Thai.

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