Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 01, 2012 10:57:31 am PDT #3297 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Isn't the difference that Canadians (mostly) say "aboat" (vowel pronounced like "oh") and Americans say "abowt" (vowel pronounced like "ow")?

Or even in between those two sounds, for some Canadians I've known.


Amy - May 01, 2012 11:02:26 am PDT #3298 of 30001
Because books.

In *ewwww* news, the neighbor's dog just peed on my foot. He's an adorable Shiba Inu, but he slips his collar all the time and takes off. And O's brother came to get her at the bus stop, with the dog, by himself. He's autistic, and the collar was nearly off, so I leaned down to put it back. I don't know if I scared him, but the next thing I knew my foot was wet.

At least I was wearing flip-flops, making cleanup easier?


Connie Neil - May 01, 2012 11:10:20 am PDT #3299 of 30001
brillig

I get calls from Canadians, and the "aboat" does appear. It's cute.

re: Ellen--Architectural Digest did a spread on her and Portia's house, and their closet is hysterical. There's a wall of shelves for shoes. On Portia's side there's pumps and stilettos and sandals and everything. On Ellen's--her usual brand of tennis shoe in every color imaginable. The two of them are just adorable.


Burrell - May 01, 2012 11:11:48 am PDT #3300 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh Amy, talk about no good deed going unpunished.

but apparently there's a pocket of people (must be tiny tiny people) in North Carolina who have the same accent as Shakespeare.

My apologies Zen, but my first thought on reading this was: yay Hobbits!

It's like HoYay only different (or not).


Burrell - May 01, 2012 11:12:50 am PDT #3301 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sending not-cancer~ma your way, Typo.


Jesse - May 01, 2012 11:25:40 am PDT #3302 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG my job is so ridiculous with the procedures. SO RIDICULOUS.


msbelle - May 01, 2012 11:31:31 am PDT #3303 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

accents are fun. Some men from the Coeure D'Alene tribe that I have heard speak sound almost Irish to me. I wanted them to talk forever and ever and let me braid their hair.


msbelle - May 01, 2012 11:33:40 am PDT #3304 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

also? OUISE!!

see people we do not see nearly enough.


meara - May 01, 2012 11:34:07 am PDT #3305 of 30001

I wanted them to talk forever and ever and let me braid their hair.

Hee. I have felt this way. And when drunk, ended up asking one person (who is now an actual friend, but at the time was really fighting against some stuff I was fighting for) if I could braid her hair, because she had this awesome blonde long mohawk. Turns out she loves having people braid her hair! :)


Zenkitty - May 01, 2012 11:34:37 am PDT #3306 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My apologies Zen, but my first thought on reading this was: yay Hobbits!

That's what I was thinking when I wrote it! Hobbits.