And shortening is what gives the crust its flakiness. Butter for flavor, shortening for flakiness, that's what I always heard.

Alton Brown told me the opposite! Butter for flakiness, shortening for tenderness. (My standby pie crust is AB's recipe which pulverizes about a third of the butter in the food processor before cutting in the rest, so you get some teeny evenly distributed globules of fat for tenderness plus some of big flat uneven pieces of butter for flakiness.)

Next time I may try the AB recipe but with vodka instead of water. Hmmmm...

anything that calls for a lot of handling is a bad idea

That's what the vodka is supposed to fix - because it doesn't form long gluten strands the way water does, you can work the dough to death and it won't get tough.

Seriously, tho, that's really bad. I was a special flower gifted child, and being wrong is half the fun! 'Cause then you learn something. Which you didn't know! Or you wouldn't have been wrong to begin with!

And it didn't get tough. It got... cakey?

anything that calls for a lot of handling is a bad idea

The vodka is supposed to counter that, though. That's what's supposed to make it foolproof--that you can't overhandle it, which is one of the most easy (and tempting...just gotta fix this right...yeah...) errors to make.

But it looks counter-intuitive all laid out there, even with the compensating factor (like my alcoholic ice cream cookbook--WHAT??? No, there are rules! This is chemistry! Oh...this is chemistry...)

This is why I let other people make my pie crusts. And my pie.

Liese, that is part of my issue. We learn a lot through failure, mainly about what to avoid.

I think I'm also smarting over this because I had a kid who wanted to argue with me about King Henry IV's speech that ends with "uneasy is the head that wears the crown." She wrote an entire essay about how sleep was death and Henry wanted to avoid it, which is a total misread. Which is what I said. But then she told me the word death is in the poem so that is what it had to be about. I pointed out smoke is also in the poem, but it's not about cigarettes. Or ships, also mentioned.

Just. No. Be wrong and say, "I don't know what I missed." Don't try to argue for an interpretation that requires too much work to prove you are right.

Anyone have a good experience with the CI "foolproof" vodka crust recipe? Mine came out more like a batter than a dough, and the resulting crust was...weird. Not remotely buttery or flakey enough, basically no substance to it at all.

I haven't made it in a long time, but I remember it being super wet and sticky, and near impossible to roll out. I got a pretty nice crust from it though.

My go to crust is from Jeffrey Steingarten's The Man Who Ate Everything. So easy. I use all buter, and you in with your hands. It's not perfect everytime, but it's pretty darn good. A modified version is here (It makes enough dough for me to make three crusts.) [link]

There's a place near my job (and my old house) called Republic of Pie. [link] They meet all my pie needs and make the best scones I've ever had. So good that those scones have ruined me for scones anywhere else.

I have an "I Ride Inside: Dogs Against Romney" sticker on my car.

Me too. I got one that looks like Mr Peabody.

This is why I let other people make my pie crusts. And my pie.

I mostly don't make pie and just drink the vodka.