I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 05, 2012 4:24:29 am PST #28607 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think I just stepped over the line on Facebook. No way to pull back.

Since the most recent post of yours I can see is about pumpkin bread, I would just like to say on behalf of the banana-bread lobby, BURN IN HELL BLASPHEMER.

The bill will not going to magically make them go away but I always side on an informed populace.

I don't think this bill will result in a more informed populace, is the thing. So not that I'm in CA and have a vote, but I'm against it until the terms can be more rigorously defined.


tommyrot - Nov 05, 2012 4:48:16 am PST #28608 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This xkcd is funny because it's true. Or something.

xkcd: Poll Watching


Zenkitty - Nov 05, 2012 4:50:27 am PST #28609 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I saw the Romney tax thing go by on Twitter and saw nothing else about it anywhere, so I assumed it was not true. If it were true, you'd think Maddow at least would have jumped on it with both feet. She did a show last night.

I still can't get into work. I want to go back to bed, which at 10am is just silly.


Jesse - Nov 05, 2012 4:54:01 am PST #28610 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ari Shapiro just retweeted me. Amazing! I should write to famous people more often.


tommyrot - Nov 05, 2012 4:54:32 am PST #28611 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, a lot of people say that Election Day should be a holiday, so more people can vote. I think the day after Election Day should also be a holiday, which would allow the nation to get drunk Tuesday night.


Jessica - Nov 05, 2012 4:55:45 am PST #28612 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You know, a lot of people say that Election Day should be a holiday, so more people can vote. I think the day after Election Day should also be a holiday, which would allow the nation to get drunk Tuesday night.

LIKE

That reminds me, I'm all out of wine at home. I should fix that.


sarameg - Nov 05, 2012 4:57:46 am PST #28613 of 30001

Like I haven't done that most Election nights? But this one.


billytea - Nov 05, 2012 4:58:29 am PST #28614 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You know, a lot of people say that Election Day should be a holiday, so more people can vote. I think the day after Election Day should also be a holiday, which would allow the nation to get drunk Tuesday night.

Hmm. If your logic holds, making election day a holiday would also allow the nation to get drunk Monday night. I'm not sure I want to see beside whom your nation wakes up the next day.


amych - Nov 05, 2012 4:58:33 am PST #28615 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is Nate Silver a witch? [link]


Steph L. - Nov 05, 2012 5:07:03 am PST #28616 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is Nate Silver a witch?

Dag, I read that as "Is Nate Silver a SWITCH?" and I thought, "Whoa* there; that's pretty dang personal!"

*Relatedly, when did people start spelling "whoa" as "woah"? It drives me batshit insane. Spell your slangy words right people!