Nothing quite like getting a collect call from a jail. No, I don't know who it was, and no, I didn't accept the charges.
We used to get these at work, heh.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 04, 2012 2:38:12 pm PST #28554 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
quester - Nov 04, 2012 2:49:11 pm PST #28555 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Nothing quite like getting a collect call from a jail. No, I don't know who it was, and no, I didn't accept the charges.
I once took one of those at work. Our photographer was out on an assignment and got stopped for an outstanding warrant for a ticket he thought he'd paid.
He had to call for the boss to come bail him out. it turned out that he was right about having paid the ticket, too. It was all pretty funny. He's a small slender man with a long braided pony tail, so we had a lot of fun with the idea of him in jail.
Burrell - Nov 04, 2012 3:21:09 pm PST #28556 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Well, Tom, next time you have to enunciate. Being arrested is no excuse.
Not an excuse but sometimes there's an explanation, like say if the caller was arrested for drunk driving?
Zenkitty - Nov 04, 2012 3:31:34 pm PST #28557 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
The officers were part of a search for a 9-year-old who ran away after getting a bad grade. He was found shortly after that, and his mother is blaming herself for the officers' deaths.
God, that's horrible.
Kat - Nov 04, 2012 4:03:26 pm PST #28558 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oh god. That's awful.
Noah just decided to sit down and write a letter to his teacher. So he wrote "I love swimming in a pool." Unassisted. I love preliteracy!
Dana - Nov 04, 2012 4:11:43 pm PST #28559 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Through the sheer power of inertia, I am watching the Cowboys/Falcons game on Sunday Night Football. It's a contest as to which team I hate more.
shrift - Nov 04, 2012 5:18:01 pm PST #28560 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Finding a place to buy a replacement toilet flapper should not be this difficult.
shrift - Nov 04, 2012 5:27:03 pm PST #28561 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, screw this. I'm ordering it from Amazon. Why do you hate American Standard replacement parts, Home Depot?
Sophia Brooks - Nov 04, 2012 5:42:59 pm PST #28562 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have a new favorite word-- "toilet flapper"
Vortex - Nov 04, 2012 5:46:25 pm PST #28563 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I suddenly am picturing a toilet with fringe along the edge.