Jessie's Girl just came on Spotify, and it makes me smile and think of our Cowgirl Jesse.

It took me a long time to be able to enjoy that song.

How can getting the kids on the bus make me tired enough to want to collapse?

All I've done since 5am has been about commuting kids to school. Driving Emmett to Albany for a workout at 6am, then back in time to take the whiniest girl in the world to school.

It is a ten minute walk to school. Her litany of complaint included:

• We forgot to put up her favorite Halloween pumpkin drawing for Halloween and now we missed it and it was ruined. (Tears)

• Her forehead was cold. It was freezing. Her thoughts were actually regressing to absolute zero and it wouldn't be possible to think at school today.

• Her eyes were burning from the car exhaust. (There may have been one car two blocks away from us at this point.)

• She hated car exhaust. (coughing and spitting) She couldn't breathe! (No cars visible at this juncture. Tears)

• She was so tired. So very tired. It's not fair that she has to get up so early for school. It's wrong and bad and she feels bad and she's determined to make everybody in her immediate vicinity (me) feel her bad tiredness.

• She didn't get to watch the end of Superwhy!

• She didn't need to wear her whole soccer uniform for practice today and I shouldn't have packed the whole thing. Implied: You're stupid, Daddy.

• Oh no, we forgot to bring in her UNICEF box filled with money for poor starving kids and it's due today! (tears)

That took up six minutes of the walk to school so at that point I forbade her to speak anymore.

Generally speaking, the whiny tendency has abated considerably so that is no longer a regular feature of Matilda's day. But today it re-asserted itself.

Don't forget that Daylight Saving Time ends this weekend. Fall back and all that.

It's my day off, but the dogs don't believe that, so I still had to get up at 6:15.

So I guess your dogs will be waking you up at 5:15 now....

Implied: You're stupid, Daddy

There are some days I would pay cash money for an *implied* "You're stupid, Mommy"

So I sympathize.

I am ready for the end of daylight saving time. Right now sunrise is after 8am. It is DARK, yo.

So I guess your dogs will be waking you up at 5:15 now....

Yes, which in fact they did the other day. So, I can look forward to 4:15 on Monday, no doubt! SIGH.

I'm so tired of going to work in the dark, though. Bring on Standard Time, please!

It took me a long time to be able to enjoy that song.

It would simplify things if you'd just start sleeping with women. Why are you being so difficult?

I actually read an IO9 article on tumblr that irritated me so much I had to re-tumbl and kvetch. The paradigm is entirely wrong. I doubt I'm doing that again. It's dumber than the zombie argument that just disappeared.

I am sorry about the Jessie's Girl- it was probably horrific in, say middle school!

I am wondering if I was deaf or just stupid as a kid/teenager. I did not understand lyrics at all. For example, in "Just like a Prayer", I thought the words were "When you call my name, it's like a wing to a prayer" instead of "Little prayer". That makes no logical sense.

I'm still not sure if she meant some seasonal musical thing or the fic thing.

Well, Yuletide assignments are imminent, so I think it's likely that she's One of Us.

Assignments are so imminent that I dreamed about them last night.