Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Apr 10, 2012 12:08:42 pm PDT #275 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Ooof, mac. Cut it out!

I have been immortalized in Lego, thanks to a lovely woman in the UK.

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Consuela - Apr 10, 2012 12:14:13 pm PDT #276 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

mac, cut your momma some slack. Sheesh.

In other news, Hillary Clinton found the Texts with Hillary Tumblr: [link]


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2012 12:14:42 pm PDT #277 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

EXPERTS: Public Relations Offensive By George Zimmerman’s Lawyers May Violate Legal Ethics Rules

Over the last several days George Zimmerman’s attorneys, Hal Uhrig and Craig Sonner, have launched an aggressive public relations offensive on behalf of their client. They’ve appeared extensively on local and national media, frequently detailing their version of the events of February 26 as “fact.”

...

ThinkProgress spoke with Pat Brussard, a law professor at Florida A&M who teaches courses in Professional Responsibility. Brussard told ThinkProgress Zimmerman’s lawyers “may be in some trouble” because “it appears they are testifying.” According to Brussard, when Zimmerman’s attorneys “put out opinion information as if it were the truth” that is “sketchy behavior.”

Check out this update:

In a live press conference this afternoon, Zimmerman’s attorneys announced that they are withdrawing as his counsel in light of the fact that they have “lost contact with him.”


Laura - Apr 10, 2012 12:15:40 pm PDT #278 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Thank you, le nubian! It is Wells Fargo that I am fighting with. Still looking for the nastiest bulldog lawyer I can find here to go after them. I will be printing out this article and giving it to the lawyer too.


Zenkitty - Apr 10, 2012 12:16:51 pm PDT #279 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

they have “lost contact with him.”

They what? They lost their client? Their client ditched them? WTF?


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2012 12:19:31 pm PDT #280 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They what? They lost their client? Their client ditched them? WTF?

Maybe their client is no longer living in our reality anymore.


DavidS - Apr 10, 2012 1:09:45 pm PDT #281 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have been immortalized in Lego, thanks to a lovely woman in the UK.

Right on!

There is a strong societal interest in preventing such future conduct through a punitive award.

And a big fat Fuck You, Wells Fargo!

In other news, Hillary Clinton found the Texts with Hillary Tumblr:

Heh.


javachik - Apr 10, 2012 1:13:58 pm PDT #282 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Heh, in addition to what 'suela posted above: [link]


Scrappy - Apr 10, 2012 1:15:57 pm PDT #283 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

What does "Nice selfie" mean?


javachik - Apr 10, 2012 1:17:51 pm PDT #284 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

A selfie is a pic you take of yourself using a phone.