Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?

Xander ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Oct 27, 2012 5:04:23 pm PDT #27308 of 30001

Magic words, apparently, the laundry buzzed.

I didn't have quite these experiences in my old precinct, but it was still all homey. Baltimore has a lot of problems, but the small-town-friendly is not one of them. I think it is even more pronounced in this part of town because it is long-term home-owning residential, active community associations, etc.


§ ita § - Oct 27, 2012 5:22:51 pm PDT #27309 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sarameg, you're almost making me regret my amnesiac decision to mail in my ballot, but then again, your stories have people in them, and they are totally what I'm trying to avoid. So much better to hear your heartening stories that stress me out.

The Citibank guy was going to stop at the one gas purchase, and I kept pushing him back. At first he was "new card, expedited" but by the time we'd reached this Monday (I told him that only medical charges and one meal were mine because I've been pretty much in hospital or home the whole time) with gas station purchases every day..they're nuking my account from orbit, just to be sure.

Which reminds me--that Citibank card about the guy who gets dumped for being boring...is it just me, or is he still boring at the end of the ad? Paying to stand next to Alicia Keyes doesn't say much about you as a person. Hike a trail, climb a mountain, do more in your cooking class than get spoon fed, do more at the art gallery than looking at a photo of Marilyn that's so iconic it might as well be painted on everyone's eyelids...parasail! Take up a martial art! Paint! Write! Musical instrument! Foreign language! Hell, I'd even say MMORPG.

Or you know, learn how to make good conversation. Because I bet it's that and the sex why she dumped your blank celebrity skirt-chasing ass.


JZ - Oct 27, 2012 5:33:34 pm PDT #27310 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm so very sorry for the hole in your life your mother leaves behind, Frank, but I'm glad she passed as she wished, when she was ready and surrounded by her family. And I do hope your father was waiting for her.

(My grandmother, for the entire month before she died, kept seeing my grandfather, who'd passed several years earlier, peeking through doorways or just disappearing around corners with a smile on his face; she was certain he was there because he wanted to be ready to meet her when she was ready to leave. Whatever I may believe, I don't know if it was true, but I do know it gave her joy and solace, and I wish all the same to your mom in her departure, in abundance.)


Burrell - Oct 27, 2012 5:34:20 pm PDT #27311 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh ita, what a PITA about the card. Like you needed that.


sarameg - Oct 27, 2012 5:36:18 pm PDT #27312 of 30001

I think part of why I get to experience these stories is that I've become more engaging of the Peoples willingly. And I like it and it feed something in me, which wasn't always the case. But part of it is also my environment.

I find the citibank commercials empty. But their customer service has always been good, knock on wood.


Jesse - Oct 27, 2012 5:37:59 pm PDT #27313 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Which reminds me--that Citibank card about the guy who gets dumped for being boring...is it just me, or is he still boring at the end of the ad?

Oh yeah. That guy is still boring.


Typo Boy - Oct 27, 2012 5:40:50 pm PDT #27314 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Frank, deeply sorry for the loss of your Mom.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 27, 2012 5:57:31 pm PDT #27315 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm sorry for your loss, Frank.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 27, 2012 5:58:12 pm PDT #27316 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

new post to ask: where did we talk about Sherlock? I just finished up the second series tonight.


JZ - Oct 27, 2012 6:09:09 pm PDT #27317 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Why, why, why do I wander around the Atlantic website beyond the safe haven of TNC's blog? No good can come of it.

Latest installment: pompous blowhard insists that the 2012 Dem party platform on abortion is Bad Bad Bad because it talks about things like affordable healthcare and childcare and various social services aimed at enabling women to choose to carry their pregnancies to term without fear of impoverishing themselves or their families -- which by most estimates would eliminate roughly a quarter of the abortions sought each year -- but has dropped the word "rare," which clearly means they're trying to ignore the moral dimension. The practical effect of enactment of this platform, 25% fewer actual abortions performed, is less meaningful to pompous blowhard than the presence or absence of the word "rare," because practical good works are apparently less moral than finger-wagging.

Please, please keep me from engaging with this fucknugget.

Maybe I should demand that Hec make me a second martini, which would render me incapable of finding the keyboard. It may be the only solution.