Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Oct 22, 2012 5:30:12 pm PDT #26728 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I know a lot of felons!

I think that even if you don't think people in prison should vote, that having committed a felony shouldn't necessarily remove your right to vote forever. (I changed voice or pronouns or something in the middle of that sentence, but I can't be arsed to work out how. Sorry.) Especially until/unless we change drug law pretty significantly.


sumi - Oct 22, 2012 5:30:15 pm PDT #26729 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

He is a prick. Does he think if he tells us he loves teachers enough - anyone will start to believe him?


Zenkitty - Oct 22, 2012 5:31:22 pm PDT #26730 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Every time Romney says "I love X!" you can be certain that X is something Romney has tried to or threatened to destroy.


smonster - Oct 22, 2012 5:32:11 pm PDT #26731 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Word, Debet.

It's hilarious how he keeps talking about business not needing government help. You know if all his rich friends believed that he meant that, they'd join "CEOs for Obama" so fast Mittens' flag pin would pop off.


Jessica - Oct 22, 2012 5:32:31 pm PDT #26732 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

China is not our adversary, but they're evil currency manipulators who counterfeit our American products and undermine our national security. So...buh?

(Also, pro tip to both candidates, China can do whatever the hell it wants and has done for 5000 years. China is going to win, and the US is going to have to get used to it.)


brenda m - Oct 22, 2012 5:32:57 pm PDT #26733 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I fear that "decimated" has gone the way of "hopefully." It just means "devastated" now, and we'll all have to get used to it.

Sounds like an actionable plan.

Ew, now I feel dirty.


brenda m - Oct 22, 2012 5:34:56 pm PDT #26734 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

China is not our adversary, but they're evil currency manipulators who counterfeit our American products and undermine our national security. So...buh?

And we need to take strong government action to ensure a fair playing ground for . . . well, not for business, obviously, so then who?


chrismg - Oct 22, 2012 5:42:29 pm PDT #26735 of 30001
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Christ, that was some shitty moderation. I've more or less given up on Obama managing to be impolite enough to claim his own time, what's Schieffer's excuse? And did anyone else those were some pretty goddamn softball questions for Mittens?


§ ita § - Oct 22, 2012 5:46:06 pm PDT #26736 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think we get to pick one or two irrational purist things we take to the grave with us, while we're blithe about equally irrelevant stuff.

I mean, I'm bargaining on that.

FOUR HOURS IN THE ER WAITING ROOM. I can't not take that a little personally, but the halls are full of patients, and I'm not in a hall. I've had a cascade of nice and cute nurses in the first five minutes, but the nurses aren't usually the problem anymore. Or maybe I mean cavalcade. Not sure.


msbelle - Oct 22, 2012 5:51:44 pm PDT #26737 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

my night got awful right at bedtime. mac refused a shower, refused to take himself to bed. I went to my bed since being defiant does not get me sitting in his room until he falls asleep. HE PEED RIGHT OUTSIDE MY ROOM IN THE HALL. JUST STOOD THERE AND PEED IN HIS PANTS! THE FUCK?!?!?!

And there was other over dramatic manipulative crap like chocking oneself and mumbled threats about self-harm and running away again.

I can't even go into the whole ridic of it BECAUSE HE PEED IN THE HALL!!