You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Oct 12, 2012 10:40:47 am PDT #25443 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, apparently, about goggles.

Bleah. Goggles on gear-encrusted top hats = UGH.


Cass - Oct 12, 2012 10:41:15 am PDT #25444 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And for the record, "safari" is the theme these people settled on AFTER realizing that their first choice of "Darkest Africa" was maybe not a good idea.

So they realized that they didn't want to seem quite so clearly creepy racist and maybe this is less ... obvious?

Because, no, none of their ideas are okay.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 12, 2012 10:43:21 am PDT #25445 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And for the record, "safari" is the theme these people settled on AFTER realizing that their first choice of "Darkest Africa" was maybe not a good idea.

OMG WHITE PEOPLE WTF.


amych - Oct 12, 2012 10:46:23 am PDT #25446 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Goggles on gear-encrusted top hats = UGH.

BUT WHAT DO ALL YOUR GEARS CONNECT TO????


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 12, 2012 10:47:42 am PDT #25447 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hmm, I've been forced by a work schedule to move my vacation up to the last week of October. I feel like Eureka Springs has become my routine vacation destination, but a staying in a haunted hotel on Halloween and going to a seance conducted by an illusionist/escape artist is a pretty unique opportunity, right?


Gudanov - Oct 12, 2012 10:47:55 am PDT #25448 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

But Steampunkish middle-grade fantasy novels are still cool, right?


Atropa - Oct 12, 2012 10:48:53 am PDT #25449 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So they realized that they didn't want to seem quite so clearly creepy racist and maybe this is less ... obvious?

IDEK. I know I'm planning on NOT being involved with the event, unless I can convince them to change the theme.

OMG WHITE PEOPLE WTF.

Yep, exactly.


Tom Scola - Oct 12, 2012 10:48:57 am PDT #25450 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

staying in a haunted hotel on Halloween and going to a seance conducted by an illusionist/escape artist is a pretty unique opportunity, right?

Jinkies!


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2012 10:50:53 am PDT #25451 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The people who should have handed over servers to us first thing this morning are not answering the phone or e-mails. Of course the servers weren't delivered. You don't hide from people you don't owe shit to.

MY DEADLINE DOES NOT FUCKING MOVE. WHY IS YOURS ELASTIC???

The entirety of my last email, and then I'm going to pee and then take a lunch break:

We’re running out of both time and resources. I have an immovable deadline to get these servers tested and deployed. If there’s a reason we can’t get them today, please tell me so I can at least start planning around the collapse of my critical path.


Connie Neil - Oct 12, 2012 10:51:05 am PDT #25452 of 30001
brillig

How would one celebrate the exploration of Africa without being accused of racism?