Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Oct 04, 2012 4:13:09 pm PDT #24548 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Cashmere, I am in awe and full of coveting. I've contemplated asking Sandy Claws for the Vampire's Castle LEGO set, but I don't have any place to set it up.


Cashmere - Oct 04, 2012 4:31:29 pm PDT #24549 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm hoping to keep Owen's together for a Halloween decoration. He's totally playing the hell out of it. He was telling Olivia the story of Dracula (complete with Lucy getting staked by Arthur) and speaking in a British accent.


sj - Oct 04, 2012 4:37:18 pm PDT #24550 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

He was telling Olivia the story of Dracula (complete with Lucy getting staked by Arthur) and speaking in a British accent.

Owen is quite possibly the most adorable kid ever.


Atropa - Oct 04, 2012 4:43:03 pm PDT #24551 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

He was telling Olivia the story of Dracula (complete with Lucy getting staked by Arthur) and speaking in a British accent.

That is DARLING. Please tell Owen that the Goth Cabal (which doesn't exist) is awarding him GothPoints.


Cashmere - Oct 04, 2012 4:50:48 pm PDT #24552 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That is DARLING. Please tell Owen that the Goth Cabal (which doesn't exist) is awarding him GothPoints.

I told him you got a sneak preview of Frankenweenie. He asked if you were a critic.


aurelia - Oct 04, 2012 4:52:44 pm PDT #24553 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Hit By Pitch. If the batter gets hit (in some body part) by a pitch, he gets to go to first base. The literal first base.

I'll bet viewership would go up if it were the figurative first base.


aurelia - Oct 04, 2012 4:59:03 pm PDT #24554 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

There's a bad reality show idea in there somewhere. Baseball Bachelor. The contestants have to literally swing a bat at a ball, but instead of scoring runs they score.


Lee - Oct 04, 2012 5:05:55 pm PDT #24555 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Practice your search terms here, then.

I'm guessing "stuff I like" doesn't count, huh?

eta: Thanks for the other suggestions! I will have to pursue them tonight.


Dana - Oct 04, 2012 5:19:13 pm PDT #24556 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, god, I just loaded etsy. I blame you people.


Burrell - Oct 04, 2012 5:29:11 pm PDT #24557 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Groovy castle, Cash!

Between Hogwarts and now my kids' coveting of Helms Deep, I think I'm going to have to hide the existence of Dracula's Castle from them. I think we are hitting the zone of Too Many Legos.