Oh, and the other update:
I found a black miniskirt that I think works well with the tie. It's not tight or anything, but I couldn't find my character shoes and initially grabbed the granny boots, but it looked more coquettish than businesslike, so I went back to the Doc Marten Mary Janes, which don't
sound
businesslike, but...they work.
The
guy who is snazzy called me snazzy, and I asked him what knot he used for his tie, and—no surprise there, full Windsor. He never does anything else. A guy within earshot said that he really shouldn't have gone full Windsor with that collar (which means there are more things for me to learn) and a chick within earshot (who was
patently
not wearing business formal) said "There are different ways to tie ties???!?"
So, you know, stuff.
Why do I have grey hose? This just looks ashy. But it's all I have.
five greatest xkcd comics.
#1 is Someone Is Wrong On The Internet.
I'll get back to you on 2-5.
I'm a fan of "I'm not slacking, my code is compiling," because my coder husband likes that one. Edit: [link]
I don't know what it says about me that I am completely, 100% unsurprised at Consuela's job's job posting fuckup. I expected that something exactly like that would happen. It's fully consistent with their bureaucracy and crappy treatment of her.
Discovery channel: [link]
Actually, my favourites are the ones that rip your heart out about love.
Weird.
Discovery channel
I was about to post that one!
I'm still astonished/impressed by "Click and Drag": [link]
However, the Firefly fan in me needs to give props to "Action Movies": [link]
When I clicked on one of your links, I also got to this one, which is pretty great: [link] But "Someone is wrong on the internet" is the one I think of most often.