Alas, Megabus does not come to Nashville. I've never been to see the Parthenon! I wish that transporter had been invented, because I would so nip down and unpack a few boxes before I have to go pick the kids up from school.

I just started editing an article in which the author TYPED IN page numbers on every page. Not in a page header; as the first line of every page. Because computers are just BIG TYPEWRITERS. It's kind of cute, until you start editing and what the author had as the first line of every page is now halfway down the page. Then it's less cute, more stabby.

Happy birthday Matilda!

Still no plumber. Why is it if they give you a window of three hours, they always show up at the far end?

Angry Little Asian girl on TV!!!

ANGRY LITTLE ASIAN GIRL (MNet, Oct. 26) The actress and cartoonist Lela Lee’s weekly comic becomes an animated TV series. Margaret Cho, whose 1990s sitcom “All-American Girl” will be part of the show’s DNA, provides the voice of the angry little Asian girl’s mother.

But what is MNet?

I guess that means, I won't get the show!

I just started editing an article in which the author TYPED IN page numbers on every page. Not in a page header; as the first line of every page. Because computers are just BIG TYPEWRITERS. It's kind of cute, until you start editing and what the author had as the first line of every page is now halfway down the page. Then it's less cute, more stabby.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. OMG.

Sparky, congrats on the new digs!!!

Guess who has sexy, sexy new boots! This girl! They fit, and I was a little leery of the 5" heels and 1" platform, but they are actually really walkable and steady. I LOVE THEM (thank you, birthday presents!)

I'll have to post pix the first time I wear them, since I am in a ratty dress-turned-into-sleepwear and I have to get back to work now. BUT! SEXY BOOTS! I am 5'10" in them! WOWZA! And my legs and ass look FANTASTIC.

Sorry. I get a little wrought about awesome shoes.

5" heels! Wow!

And here I was just happy I'm wearing my Frye boots (with the 1" heel) with jeans tucked into them for the first time...

In any event, the plumber arrived, and he has a GSD and will fix my HWH for $150 or so. YAY. The other fix is more than the silly thing cost new, so I passed on that.

Wish I'd done more with my free time this morning: I should have done situps or something, instead of sitting around on the net and eating too much toast.

I'm in a bar for lunch and they are playing James Brown. Of course, I am mouthing the words and dancing in my seat. I can't help myself.

I'm in a bar for lunch and they are playing James Brown.

Are they playing his anti-Watergate song, "Funky President (People It's Bad!)"?

JB rocked the parentheticals.

How do you follow up James Brown with Chicago?

I mean really.

My whole vibe is ruined.