Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Sep 19, 2012 7:09:17 pm PDT #22796 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I've been out with lesbian friends several times, and I never get hit on. Meara says that it's because I scream "straight girl", which I am very ambivalent about. Am I bothered because I want to be seen as laid back and open, or am I just vain and want to get hit on?


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2012 7:15:28 pm PDT #22797 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I mentioned this stat on the weekend, and the two cousins eyerolled themselves nigh unto injury. One has queer parents and a transwoman brother who identified as a lesbian before he worked out what he was feeling, and the other has three queer sisters and a queer mother. "Get over yourself" might have been muttered.

And the straight friends assured me that they'd sleep with me, which...dude, straight girls are easy. I know this. I am one.


msbelle - Sep 19, 2012 7:46:29 pm PDT #22798 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

The Holiday fundraiser for the Adoption Agency I went through is up and open.

[link]

It is a bit weird in you bid by making a comment, and have no idea what other bids have been made, so like a sealed bid auction. Still, go bid, get some holiday gifts while supporting a good thing.


aurelia - Sep 19, 2012 7:48:28 pm PDT #22799 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Huh. I just saw this casting news for a show I'm working on. [link]


meara - Sep 19, 2012 8:05:10 pm PDT #22800 of 30001

Well, there's also the fact that lesbians just don't usually go hit on people. I mean, I'm a big flirt, but mostly have to be introduced to someone first. *i* rarely get hit on, and I'm well known to be queer


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2012 8:09:35 pm PDT #22801 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm assuming you mean lesbians I'm not related to, nor the lesbians they hang out with, because those lovely ladies know how to burn up a room. Lordie lordie.

eta: And I assume Heidi knows her clubs...


Strix - Sep 19, 2012 8:12:39 pm PDT #22802 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am lesbilicious, apparently! I don't know why, because I would definitely be a lipstick lesbian! Maybe it's because I'm an equal-opportunity flirt. ETA: MO/KS lesbians haven't gotten the memo,meara, because I am a lesbian MAGNET.

ION, when's the next Onerous Task Day? I would love for it to be tomorrow! Or at least this week. I need motivation.


Burrell - Sep 19, 2012 8:21:46 pm PDT #22803 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Because they're the arbiters? I mean, being thought gay by anyone else doesn't count.

Oh yeah! Well what if I said I've been mistaken for a gay boy when I used to go to a gay bar with friends of mine? (Not looking to get picked up mind you, just hanging out.) I mean, I guess it doesn't count, but I personally found it amusing.


javachik - Sep 19, 2012 8:30:23 pm PDT #22804 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Huh. I just saw this casting news for a show I'm working on. [link]

HAhahahahaha he's one of my favorite embarrassing stories. When I worked in the Beverly Center Eddie Bauer in the late 80's, he came in and I helped him with a bunch of stuff and some involved ordering from the catalogue desk. Where I proceeded to fill out the forms for him...and he read them and smiled and jokingly rolled his eyes and pushed the paperwork back at me.

Yep, I'd filled out, in triplicate or some nonsense, all of the forms with "Victor Sifuentes" as the purchaser.


Vortex - Sep 19, 2012 8:33:40 pm PDT #22805 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Huh. I just saw this casting news for a show I'm working on. [link]

That's a great show. And I as I recall, that character has full frontal.

Also, does anyone use memory foam pillows? What do you think of them. I need new pillows and Tippr has a deal..