I don't know? Kind of? I like celebrating my birthday. I just don't like having to plan it.

I usually do like planning it, but this year I am just not into it, which I suspect means I will be sitting at home drinking bubbly this year.

Which actually sounds awesome.

She was on SNL and is the lead on Parks and Rec.

He is most famous for being on Arrested Development.

Huh. So this is worse than the sparkly vampire and Bella breaking up in real life? Bummer.

I bet you have seen them, even if you don't know their names. I don't know about no *love*, but it's another strike against *marriage*...I hardly know anyone who made that work out. It's like, Buffistas and Barney Frank, that's about it.

So this is worse than the sparkly vampire and Bella breaking up in real life?

ha! I would say: YES.

minus, hopefully, embarrassing cheating pics/revelations

I did see a reference somewhere to cheating, which made me EVEN SADDER.

I dunno man, they just seemed like a great couple. Or at least, she may be my favorite celebrity right now.

I like their work, but Mindy Kaling wrote this whole essay in her book about how she wanted a teammate marriage like they seemed to have. I'm sorry they lost that.

Still at the dentist. I've caught up on work e-mails but I have wormy work to do. Aaarrrrrrrggggggg. Yes, they squoze me into the schedule so the dentist has to keep disappearing. But I want to be done. Done with the dentist and done with work. Please???

I'm leaving my typo. Wormy work fits the mood of the day.

A scene:

Left a meeting to go get a cup of coffee.

Coffee was too hot, so I dropped a big ice cube into it.

Halfway back got I worried the coffee was cooling too fast, so I snatched the ice cube back out.

It was not cooling too fast. Burned my fingers.

Used the ice cube to cool my burned fingers.

Circle of life! Or circle of dork. Sometimes it's hard to fathom I'm considered by some to be a grown-up professional adult-type person. If only they knew.

I can't wait for your office chair scene, Goldilocks.