We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2012 7:52:54 am PDT #21191 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Freaky-ass jacket: ‘Hug Me’ Jacket For The Cold And Lonely


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2012 7:55:18 am PDT #21192 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Second-Ever Photo of Emily Dickinson Discovered

Probably.


Burrell - Sep 06, 2012 8:07:52 am PDT #21193 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Second-Ever Photo of Emily Dickinson Discovered

wow


Zenkitty - Sep 06, 2012 8:15:42 am PDT #21194 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Typo, it's an interesting question. From my own experience, with Baptist, Methodist, Church of Christ, Presbyterian, Pentecostal, and Episcopalian churches in the South, I think in "white" churches (whose congregations often included a few black people), open and effusive displays of emotion were discouraged, and preachers were expected to be "dignified", only expressing strong emotion in anger at sinners. Whereas in black churches (whose congregations rarely included white people), open and effusive displays of joy and "the spirit" were encouraged, and dignity didn't exclude "making a joyful noise". (Pentecostal churches were the exception, but were still not as exuberant as black churches. Usually it would be just one person or a small group of people "surrendering to the spirit", while the rest looked on.) So, I think preachers from the culture of black churches are encouraged to be rousing speakers, and also to learn to sing, which includes control of breath and voice - the resonance most rousing speakers can achieve is not the same as simply speaking louder. Most preachers in white churches would just yell. They never learned how to make people get up on their feet and cheer and cry, because people in their churches were not expected to do that. YChurchExperienceMV, of course.

Obama learned how to give a rousing speech sometime after Harvard and before hitting the campaign trail, probably from that controversial preacher, because he was dull as stale coffee before that.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2012 8:21:45 am PDT #21195 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My cousin is getting married in Baltimore, but apparently that means she's getting "married", because:

A bill to legalize same-sex marriage in Maryland was passed by the Maryland General Assembly in February 2012 and signed on March 1, 2012, by Governor Martin O'Malley. Under its provisions, same-sex couples will be permitted to marry beginning January 1, 2013.[1] However, opponents of same-sex marriage gathered signatures to place referendum Question 6 on the state general election ballot, which will ask voters in the state to either vote "For" or "Against" the law on November 6, 2012.[2]

I'm not clear why they're not scheduling for January--doesn't that mean there might be a chance it's legal in Jan? Or maybe they're just having the bonding ceremony, and if there are papers to sign in January they'll do that then and they don't need us?

Dunno.

I told my mother a couple weeks ago I'd been toying with the idea of wearing a tux, and she had her standard "Good lord, ita !, where did I go wrong..." reaction. Apparently M told her mother she was going to wear a tux, and her mom flipped.

So, in conclusion, mothers.

I keep thinking about the co-worker who fainted at lunch yesterday. So what if I have an ICE number in my phone? You can't get into it. I'd never really thought about that...


brenda m - Sep 06, 2012 8:32:09 am PDT #21196 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Obama learned how to give a rousing speech sometime after Harvard and before hitting the campaign trail, probably from that controversial preacher, because he was dull as stale coffee before that.

As an aside, some close friends of mine know Jeremiah Wright pretty well - D is professor of theology at University of Chicago and a Presbyterian minister herself - and they say he is a simply fantastic person, incredibly kind and dedicated.


le nubian - Sep 06, 2012 8:58:48 am PDT #21197 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

30 Greatest Local News Chyron descriptions

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Fun.


Jessica - Sep 06, 2012 9:12:58 am PDT #21198 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"Former monkey owner" made me laugh out loud.

The Onion, OTOH, is just making me sad:

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DavidS - Sep 06, 2012 10:01:39 am PDT #21199 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Bringing to Dana's notice, an AVClub roundtable appreciation of the Friends episode "The One With The Embryos." (aka, The One With the Quiz)


erikaj - Sep 06, 2012 10:35:24 am PDT #21200 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

I love that episode.