An xkcd comic for those who are disappointed that science now says dinosaurs had feathers:
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 05, 2012 5:32:02 am PDT #20999 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
msbelle - Sep 05, 2012 5:32:25 am PDT #21000 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
My day would be greatly improved if we had office puppies.
I am being quite productive today, but need to speed it up if I want to get stuff off my desk.
billytea - Sep 05, 2012 5:34:12 am PDT #21001 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
An xkcd comic for those who are disappointed that science now says dinosaurs had feathers:
Null set! If there is any kind of justice in the world, null set!
Consuela - Sep 05, 2012 6:01:47 am PDT #21002 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
FUCK CANCER.
My coworker--the nicest person in the office--died last night. She was expected to get at least another couple of months, but instead went rapidly downhill over the weekend, and died at home.
Fucking pancreatic cancer. I can't even cry, I'm too angry.
brenda m - Sep 05, 2012 6:02:41 am PDT #21003 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Aw shit, Suela. I'm so sorry.
tommyrot - Sep 05, 2012 6:04:18 am PDT #21004 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm so sorry, Consuela.
amych - Sep 05, 2012 6:05:37 am PDT #21005 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Damn, Consuela. I'm so sorry to hear it.
Laura - Sep 05, 2012 6:06:25 am PDT #21006 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I am so sorry, Consuela.
amych - Sep 05, 2012 6:08:07 am PDT #21007 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
An xkcd comic for those who are disappointed that science now says dinosaurs had feathers
Who ARE these people? And do they know the meaning of the word "disappointed"?
Fred Pete - Sep 05, 2012 6:28:40 am PDT #21008 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
All sympathies, Suela.