Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Aug 29, 2012 10:49:00 am PDT #20073 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Okay, I am ready for my new bank's site visit. It will be the first time I have had someone in my office as an office, ever.

There are boxes of unsorted paperwork stashed in the guest bedroom, but it is presentable in the office. And I slipshod cleaned the house, so they will not recoil in horror as they have to walk through to get to the office. I still have no idea at all what they are looking for, but I hope at the end of the visit, I have an application in for the remote deposit thingy.


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2012 10:59:13 am PDT #20074 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

hey my local teavana is hiring

That's the Platonic Buffista's nightmare job.

I have missed every ice cream social my job has ever thrown. At least 4 to date. Never sure why.


Jesse - Aug 29, 2012 11:12:01 am PDT #20075 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Io, e il mio Magnum" [me and my Magnum] the tagline, with a close-up photo of a woman's lipsticked mouth and the phallic ice cream bar about to enter it...

That...sounds about right.

It will be the first time I have had someone in my office as an office, ever.

Exciting!

I am actually doing some work, and solving problems left and right today.


le nubian - Aug 29, 2012 11:17:35 am PDT #20076 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I did not watch any of the RNC convention, but the quotes from speeches (accurate quotes, I might add) nearly made me stomp a hole in the floor.

How the fuck am I going to last through November, or the next four years if either one of them is elected? The national conversation is going to be fucked no matter what.


Liese S. - Aug 29, 2012 11:20:52 am PDT #20077 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That was quick! They were here and gone, looked at everything, nodded, and I signed a paper. Yay for remote deposit! My life is about to get so much easier I can't even tell you!


msbelle - Aug 29, 2012 11:29:41 am PDT #20078 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

YAY for things making life easier.


meara - Aug 29, 2012 11:29:45 am PDT #20079 of 30001

They had to come personally verify your office wasn't fake or a whorehouse before you could remote deposit?? That's weird. I thought you were like, getting an appraisal or something.


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2012 11:31:18 am PDT #20080 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did not watch any of the RNC convention, but the quotes from speeches (accurate quotes, I might add) nearly made me stomp a hole in the floor.

I'm assuming you heard about the peanuts, right?


Cashmere - Aug 29, 2012 11:32:57 am PDT #20081 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Did anyone see the Raging Grannies "Legitimate Rape?"

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Zenkitty - Aug 29, 2012 11:41:49 am PDT #20082 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Maybe it's an Abyssinian.

bt, BWAH! That should totally stay in COMM, because I LOLd.