Okay, so I didn't know there were state state songs--I meant this:

Or the song that's all "Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas"?

I can't convince people who work at home to either consistently redirect their desk phones or to run a soft phone so it's transparent. I hate having to keep track of people's locations and which is the correct phone number.

However, my *second* pair of wireless headphones seems to not want to charge. So my phone is craptastic quality anyway. WHY DO YOU HATE ME, LOGITECH???

I'm trying to work out if more guys I know drive stick than are uncircumcised. Without actually knowing. But when I look up the numbers, they're not necessarily giving me the 25-55 age window I would consider "my friends" for penis state.

My sister sent me an email this morning saying she needed my address and bank info because a friend wanted to transfer her money through me. I told her a) she doesn't seem Nigerian enough for this to be plausible, and b) where's my profit? You can't con me unless I stand to make a profit.

honey, are you on the ambien today?

I'm trying to work out if more guys I know drive stick than are uncircumcised. Without actually knowing. But when I look up the numbers, they're not necessarily giving me the 25-55 age window I would consider "my friends" for penis state.

Wait, what? Isn't that apple and oranges? Or something ... dirtier?

I don't know the state song you meant, then. Is it to the tune of Modern Major General, like The Elements? (Eta: my econd guess would that's it's fro Animaniacs)

It's nice of you to help your sister improve her grifter skills.

I never learned a song of the states (although I saw a cute little girl sing one on Ellen one time), but I did learn songs for prepositions and helping verbs! You are all glad we do not have mics on here, because I would totally be singing them now.

If I weren't too busy singing "United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama" from the Animaniacs.

Also, I'm pretty sure nearly all guys in my generation in the US were circumcised, but not in Europe. For what that's worth.

I've never met a guy who was uncircumcised, my age or a bit older.

Hubby isn't circumcised. It was rather startling.

I don't think Canadian provinces have songs. But I am pretty sure I know what would be ours if we did.

My brother (34) is not circumcized, but I think that's pretty unusual for white Americans of his age. I just read some recent stats that said ca. 1999 63% of American newborns were circumcized, and now (2009) it's down to 56%.

One of my college boyfriends, a Brit, was uncircumcised. I thought it was cute. But you can't say that, of course.