Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Aug 25, 2012 3:38:15 pm PDT #19457 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

The game is going much better! I promise not to stop watching!


sarameg - Aug 25, 2012 3:40:41 pm PDT #19458 of 30001

Today I marketed, did the usual shopping, bought a bra (was supposed to be 2, but they didn't have black. And I didn't want white with turquoise polka dots or something,) swam and cleaned the whole damned house, margarita in hand.

Swim was crazy fast, the likes I haven't seen in months. Got my new suits in the mail. Always with getting in a new suit, it's an adventure to get into. And out of. And the straps have even less give than the ones I have bought before, so. Yes, there was a stuck moment with some hysterical giggles.

Compression, whee! I think it helps. At least there's less surface area. And it doesn't move. I've got to be careful about positioning the parts under the arms, I've got a friction rash on the underside of one arm. It's a bad place for a friction rash. I might get some waterproof athletic tape. Or something. It'll get better but ouchie.


le nubian - Aug 25, 2012 3:57:08 pm PDT #19459 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita,

If you must buy fromTeavana. Buy it online. Period. Going in person to buy the tea is not worth anyone's time. Way too much bullshit. I'd rather go to the DMV again than go to Teavana in store ever again.


Kat - Aug 25, 2012 4:01:44 pm PDT #19460 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But at least Teavana shouldn't take the full 8 hours of your DMV visit?

I'm making Jambalaya for dinner. Then BED. Damn I'm tired.

OH. I was at a sports store today... the Livestrong was all on super sale. Coincidence?


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2012 4:26:26 pm PDT #19461 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Teavana is five minutes from my house. There's not point paying shipping or waiting for it to arrive. I've gotten to the point of idle chatter and only buying what I meant to, so I'm okay with that.


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2012 4:36:57 pm PDT #19462 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm seeing discussion that it's transphobic,

I don't get that at all.

I don't, either. But sometimes I think I'm an ass of a cis woman busily engaged in transplaining.


le nubian - Aug 25, 2012 5:02:33 pm PDT #19463 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Kat,

I never want to experience the unpleasantness of Teavana again. No retail location will get me back.


Liese S. - Aug 25, 2012 5:10:35 pm PDT #19464 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

There was a male teacher at our school sleeping with a female student, but I don't think anything ever happened to him at all. I think they never got provably caught.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2012 5:15:02 pm PDT #19465 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've found it reasonably easy in Teavana to control the topic of conversation. They want to talk, fine. It won't be about me buying tea, though, and they're sufficiently trained that none of them have been rude enough to cut me off or delay me to get their bit in past me yammering about the film I just saw or the hard time I had parking or other really heavy subjects.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2012 5:17:33 pm PDT #19466 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In case anyone was wondering, this week's peaches became cobbler, and it is also fucking delicious.

I'm going to try eggplant dip tomorrow and see if it's sufficiently disguised.... In Turkey, I definitely had some that I liked, and I don't generally like eggplant.