Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2012 8:15:15 am PDT #19314 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm bargaining on Sail (uh, not SailAweigh--I don't want to put that burden on her) to calm me down after this call. It's not this call, it's our data center.

We tried to get them to do a file copy this evening, but they can't do it, because it involves copying from prod to dev, and they can't do it without opening a firewall. No one is going to approve a firewall opening for something that stupid. Copy it to a staging location and then to dev. Don't act stupid. You're a data center. You are computers. I also don't care how long it takes you. If you didn't want to do these kind of tasks, get into rocket science. And I still bet you'll copy a file or two.

Now, we have yet another Sunday 12AM task. Our email system is under maintenance, so I would like them to call me when they're done with their task. Apparently this is too complicated. No one ever asks them to do this. Uh, I don't give a fuck? If you tell me you need to move the task to when email is working, I will think very ill of you, but don't tell me that I'm out of line asking you to use a working means of communication when email is down. And no, I don't want you to use my personal email. Fuck off. I said call or text me--just fucking do that.

I already have stress. I don't need diva sysadmins who can't copy files telling me they can't send text messages or make phone calls. These people call me all the time, it seems, and read my change requests to me, and ask if that's what I meant, and I say yes, and then they hang up. Get that guy to call me. He knows my number, and he likes it.


amych - Aug 24, 2012 8:15:36 am PDT #19315 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah - of the 70 top-ten finishes in those 7 years, somewhere over 40 have been caught doping. Rampant doping is rampant.


Tom Scola - Aug 24, 2012 8:24:29 am PDT #19316 of 30001
hwæt

Right now, it looks like I’ll be starting work on Sept 4th, after Labor Day. One more week of freedom for me!


Liese S. - Aug 24, 2012 8:25:59 am PDT #19317 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay!


Typo Boy - Aug 24, 2012 8:31:03 am PDT #19318 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

The thing is it really should be up to them to prove it. No physical evidence, and most of the evidence against him was anonymous testimony. That strikes me as a really bad precedent. The judge ruled against LA beause he agreed to the mediator that made the decision based that anonymous testimony. But I really think that even if LA is an asshole (have not followed closely enough to know) he was convicted on an absurd level of evidence. I gather he is being punished for not confessing and repenting.


Jesse - Aug 24, 2012 8:34:03 am PDT #19319 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay Tom!

I just realized that my kitchen window is right on the fire escape, so maybe I don't want to leave it open all the time, which is bumming me out. It was so good open at night! I need to check a little more closely, but it does look like someone could just walk right up and in the window, so.

It's Friday, maybe I'll start drinking now.

Good news! It's National Duck Out For A Drink Day (Observed)! [link] (I am still paranoid to make a pretty link...)


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 24, 2012 8:49:43 am PDT #19320 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That's 'cuz in a few billion years, our galaxy will merge with the Andromeda galaxy. 100 billion years from now some of the remnants of our solar system (along with stuff from Andromeda) will have formed new solar systems.

That's if expansion due to dark energy doesn't result in the Big Rip happening about 20 billion years down the line, as I've heard posited by a recent theory.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2012 8:52:51 am PDT #19321 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I think this belongs in the Good Stuff blog:

Surgeon Commandeers Pink Bike to Get to Work

Dr. Catherine Baucom was on her way to the Elliot Mastology Center in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where a patient was waiting for her to perform surgery on Wednesday morning. But an accident on I-10 created a huge traffic jam in which hundreds of cars were stopped. That's when Baucom took matters into her own hands, creating a scene right out of a Hollywood movie. She recognized the neighborhood, and knew a colleague that lived nearby.

"Catherine called, she was outside my house. She said 'Hey do you have a bike?' I walked outside and said yea, its a kids bike," said Dr. Brian Barnett. After a quick test run, Dr. Baucom decided the bike was her only choice to get to the hospital. "I got the air pump out and aired the tires up as much as I could."

He gladly loaned her his seven year old daughter's bike and helmet and the nearly six foot tall surgeon resumed her journey to the surgery center.

"It was hot pink and small," Dr. Baucom said, describing the bike. "The helmet was pink with princesses." He added he was laughing so much he couldn't get video of her before she peddled away. "But she did utilize the plastic basket on front, to put her cell phone in. Showed her experience with the bike."

She says she traveled down Tara Boulevard, onto Fairway Drive, crossed Jefferson Highway and over to Essen Lane. When she reached I10, she was stopped by police. After explaining the circumstances and where she was headed, she was escorted through to meet her patient.

The police couldn't resist taking some video of the doctor.

eta: News report with interview and video: [link]


Zenkitty - Aug 24, 2012 9:00:18 am PDT #19322 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I love the fact that everything is literally stardust. And eventually we'll all be stars again.


Steph L. - Aug 24, 2012 9:00:37 am PDT #19323 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Right now, it looks like I’ll be starting work on Sept 4th, after Labor Day. One more week of freedom for me!

Right on, Tom! (Both on the job and on having one more week of freedom!)