Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Aug 23, 2012 6:12:18 am PDT #19149 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, Strix!!


Burrell - Aug 23, 2012 6:13:11 am PDT #19150 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday Strix!

It's also Franny's birthday today. She's very excited to be 9 and kept flashing 9 fingers at me while she was on the bus. And for the first time I'll be bringing a treat to her class for her birthday; it's always fallen in summer until now. She asked for butterscotch chip and coconut cookies so I had to improvise the recipe. If it's good, I'll share it.


Jesse - Aug 23, 2012 6:14:47 am PDT #19151 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday to Franny! 9 is exciting.


Zenkitty - Aug 23, 2012 6:17:11 am PDT #19152 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy birthday, Strix!

If her first two plans fail, we will move on to fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy's Plan C.

Oh man, this whole thing made me laugh so hard. Thanks, I needed that!


Sophia Brooks - Aug 23, 2012 6:21:59 am PDT #19153 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Franny!

I actually can't stop saying "Nancy Ann C. Yancy" in my head. It is like a spoken earworm.


tommyrot - Aug 23, 2012 6:35:22 am PDT #19154 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy birthday Strix!

Happy birthday Franny!


le nubian - Aug 23, 2012 6:40:45 am PDT #19155 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Strix,

are you a Leo/Virgo cusp baby or just Virgo?


shrift - Aug 23, 2012 6:52:56 am PDT #19156 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Thanks to my job, I now know that there's male enhancement underwear called Cocksox.


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2012 7:09:31 am PDT #19157 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

there's male enhancement underwear called Cocksox.

Well, I should just go to bed right now, because there is no way I can learn anything better today. That is hilariously awesome.


Sue - Aug 23, 2012 7:25:10 am PDT #19158 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Happy birthday Erin!

happy birthday to Franny.