Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.

Willow ,'Him'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2012 8:08:33 am PDT #18701 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So, while rerunning the Olympic opening ceremonies to see if I can burn them to disk for Liese, I'm struck by how strong the resemblance is growing between Sir Paul McCartney and my mom.


Jesse - Aug 19, 2012 8:09:31 am PDT #18702 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In important news: I really hate salad. Last weekend, my friends laughed at my face as I shoved it in my piehole. It was a good salad and everything!


sarameg - Aug 19, 2012 8:14:41 am PDT #18703 of 30001

I love salad!

Guess who just successfully replaced a gfi outlet??

And man, it is a PITA.


Zenkitty - Aug 19, 2012 8:19:32 am PDT #18704 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

ita !, I'm sorry your doctors are arrogant bastards who won't give you the full amount of your medicine as specified in your care protocol. Seems like you ought to be able to sue them or something for undermedicating you. I don't even understand how that's just okay for them to do without any repercussions.


le nubian - Aug 19, 2012 9:36:14 am PDT #18705 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Matt,

your random comment has me laughing all over the place.


Jessica - Aug 19, 2012 9:36:40 am PDT #18706 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

AAAAAAARGH I am having such a pissy day today. D fell and scraped his knee on the way to swim class and ever since then it's just been one crappy wrong turn after another. We FINALLY got semi back on track, and now I have a fucking coop board meeting tonight after our board president left a totally uncalled for bitchy voicemail on my phone. I don't care how much more expensive owning my own home would me, I am so goddamn over this coop shit.


aurelia - Aug 19, 2012 10:56:20 am PDT #18707 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I should really stop reading things on the internet that make me angry and instead go to the neighborhood arts festival. That might take the edge off the fighter jets screaming overhead.


ChiKat - Aug 19, 2012 11:35:38 am PDT #18708 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Jessica, I hope your board president spends the rest of her life unsuccessfully finding a good parking spot.

aurelia, get out and have fun. It's a beautiful day today.


Kat - Aug 19, 2012 1:02:12 pm PDT #18709 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Ugh. Another 100 degree day. Noah is so excited about impending kindergarten tomorrow that he is vibrating with excitement. Yet we still managed Target and a haircut for Grace and getting the floors mopped.


Jesse - Aug 19, 2012 2:43:56 pm PDT #18710 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I finally have all my belongings in my house! With the coat-closet SNAFU on moving day and being unable to figure out where they would go, my parents took my coats to their place. But I figured it out! And now I have them. So that's good.