You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Aug 16, 2012 12:26:39 pm PDT #18355 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

And the bug-sniffing dog is awesome.

Of course I have no idea why the hell IS eating me.


Atropa - Aug 16, 2012 12:27:26 pm PDT #18356 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

YAY NO BED BUGS!

Can I just note that this week is the first time since I posted the bikers that I can see other reblogs and stuff on the dash. Literally, it's been full of Bikers Against Child Abuse every day until now.

Oh, I forgot to tell you! One of my friends in that area saw the Good Stuff post, and contacted them to volunteer to do paperwork and stuff for them. She's really excited about it.


Kate P. - Aug 16, 2012 12:28:27 pm PDT #18357 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

YAY Pix!! What a relief. I hope you can figure out what it is soon.


Jesse - Aug 16, 2012 12:32:27 pm PDT #18358 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, I forgot to tell you! One of my friends in that area saw the Good Stuff post, and contacted them to volunteer to do paperwork and stuff for them. She's really excited about it.

That is so cool!


Liese S. - Aug 16, 2012 12:34:42 pm PDT #18359 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, that's awesome. Good stuff HAPPENING!


Sheryl - Aug 16, 2012 12:35:04 pm PDT #18360 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Luna has emerged from hiding in the crawlspace. I suspect she may have peed in there, as I noticed wet spots on the ceiling tile below that space.(I went down to the basement to use the treadmill, only to find that the tv wouldn't turn on. It's something with the tv, as the set-top box and the DVD player, which are plugged in to the same power strip as the tv, both work.)


Steph L. - Aug 16, 2012 12:38:16 pm PDT #18361 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So, who locked her keys in her car 2 hours ago, IN THE IGNITION? (The car isn't running, and radio is off, but the lights on the console are on.)

THIS GUY. I am sooooooo smart.

(I, uh, sat in my car at lunch and played Bejeweled on my iPod, and I wanted air blowing on me, so instead of rolling down the window, I put the keys in the ignition and flipped it forward to get air out of the vents.)

My car insurance has roadside assistance, and they're on the way, allegedly within half an hour. I'm hoping like hell that the battery won't be dead. The headlights and interior light weren't on, and the radio wasn't on. The only thing on are the console lights that come on when you put the keys in the ignition. I'm hoping that isn't enough to run down the battery within 2 hours.

But, hey. At least my insurance has roadside assistance, and if they show up when promised, that's pretty damn fast. And I'm still at work, waiting for them to call and let me know they're on the way, so I'm not having to sit on the concrete by my car (playing Bejeweled on my iPod).


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 16, 2012 1:22:27 pm PDT #18362 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm hoping like hell that the battery won't be dead. The headlights and interior light weren't on, and the radio wasn't on. The only thing on are the console lights that come on when you put the keys in the ignition. I'm hoping that isn't enough to run down the battery within 2 hours.

Steph, I wouldn't think that would be a problem unless your battery was already on its last legs.


Steph L. - Aug 16, 2012 2:15:33 pm PDT #18363 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

As it turns out, the roadside assistance arrived 15 minutes *before* their projected ETA, the guy popped open my door and got it unlocked, and the car started with no problem and I still made it home before 6. I need to send Progressive an e-mail giving big props to them.

So that was a wee adventure that turned out fine. Yay.


Liese S. - Aug 16, 2012 2:18:34 pm PDT #18364 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay for only wee adventures!

So today I tried to start the weed whacker, but as expected, I have no real idea how the thing works. I'm pretty sure there's some sort of fuel mixture I should be putting in it, but given that we have, like, six different unlabeled gas cans, I'm not going to go for it.

And then I just spent a half an hour walking around my miniscule property looking for my hand tools that would do the same job. But I don't know where they are. They might be under the part of the shed that fell over while we were gone this summer, but it's too heavy for me to lift up by myself.

Or it's possible they're just somewhere underneath the weeds. That I need to cut. With my hand tools. I am seeing more and more benefit in the whole "hire the neighbor boy" scheme.