Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.

Giles ,'Get It Done'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2012 1:15:25 pm PDT #17170 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Very few people (who aren't my father) are into all sports (he lays claim to liking to watch any physical competition), or every comic, or all movies, even within a genre (or starring any actor, or by any director), so, you know...varies. That part was a given before you even showed up.

At its simplest, it's really simple. Then again, so is religion. When you get to the point where athletes are given credit for more than athleticing, and coaches are given free passes to commit crimes, or tearing your own city apart is a reasonable response to both winning and losing--that shit is just people being hateful and stupid.

But I get why I cry when Usain Bolt wins his race--that was beautiful. I can only imagine what it feels like to push yourself across 100m like that--that fast--how amazing that must feel for the scant nine and a half seconds, how the iteration of training and striving comes to fruition with millions of people watching, and your whole country has turned out to cheer you on--you can wrap up feeling good about being from a podunk poor-as-shit country that's never putting anything into space for just a little while, because he's really fast and he's one of us.

And I totally fail to get the shot put, or American football, or downhill skiing, but I do at least get that you just have to swap words out to get there, not feelings.


Sue - Aug 06, 2012 1:32:07 pm PDT #17171 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Holy ded from the cute: Baby kangaroo and baby wombat:

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Sue - Aug 06, 2012 1:32:07 pm PDT #17172 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Burrell - Aug 06, 2012 1:43:13 pm PDT #17173 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

When I say I don't get football, all I mean is I have a hard time following the game play. My dad watched football like it was ballet. It was very clear to me that he was seeing something I wasn't.


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2012 1:46:33 pm PDT #17174 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need to stop bashing my head against arguments with people who won't differentiate between "I don't see anything there" and "There's nothing there."

It's not the end of the world to say that other people are communicating with a lexicon you don't share--most likely because you have no interest in it. But to tell them they're not communicating? You can't tell you sound stupid?

Plumber just gave me the "actually, don't put anything other than water down your garbage disposal" talk. Which...I haven't had in 12 years, so I was due for a reminder. He also reminded me that flushable wipes aren't flushable. Luckily tampons didn't come up (API).

Burrell, it is good that he's gone--problem is, I don't think he's replaced.


Zenkitty - Aug 06, 2012 1:49:01 pm PDT #17175 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Plumber just gave me the "actually, don't put anything other than water down your garbage disposal" talk.

What the heck are they for, then?


brenda m - Aug 06, 2012 2:06:02 pm PDT #17176 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, that's some bullshit.


Hil R. - Aug 06, 2012 2:32:47 pm PDT #17177 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Can somebody explain to me why people were criticizing Gabby Douglas' hair? I've seen a bunch of "She went in front of the cameras with THAT hair?!" type comments, and I can't figure out what people are objecting to. She had a ponytail, which seems fairly standard for gymnastics. When I exercise with my hair in a ponytail, my sweat tends to make the front part curl and frizz out, so that there's a bunch of hair sticking out around my face, but she had enough clips in so that didn't happen. What are people seeing that I'm not seeing?


meara - Aug 06, 2012 2:34:48 pm PDT #17178 of 30001

I think it wasn't the ponytail, but the kind of "this isn't really a bun but I've doubled-up my ponytail in a half-ass looking way" part? I thought it was a little weird, given how slicked back and glittered and baretted the front was, but...


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2012 2:36:16 pm PDT #17179 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

that's some bullshit.

It's consistent bullshit, if at all. The last time I had a plumber work on a blocked garbage disposal, their caution was "nothing fibrous--nothing you wouldn't put into a dishwasher--whatever's left after you scraped your plate into the garbage."

So I believe them, and that I'm skating on luck inbetween blockages.

Can somebody explain to me why people were criticizing Gabby Douglas' hair?

Racism and hair politics, in a nutshell. Your hair might frizz out, but at the end of the day, you're still white.