Is the term frying dependent on there being grease in the pan? It is, right? Then you hot dog friers are disgusting people, who should be heavily penalised for your willful perversions.

I embrace my perversions. They are warm and buttery.

Brenda, how do you keep them from exploding?

Not Brenda, but I poke holes in them with a fork. It lets the steam escape.

I am finding this conversation a bit surreal, but I only eat hot dogs under duress. My kids like them, though. FTR I think they should be grilled or boiled, although I'm not above nuking them for 20 or 30 seconds before I feed them to the kids.

You know, until just now I never realized I need a glowing angler fish tricycle....

Glowing Angler Fish Tricycles

It might be objectively disgusting, but I love it because it was yummy kid food.

It is objectively delicious! Never had it 'til I was an adult, so that's something like an objective opinion.

Then again, I am oddly fond of Spam as an occasional treat. So.

My parents had some kind of UFO looking thing that would cook the hot dogs on spindles rotisserie style and also heated the buns somehow, though I forget how that worked. I come by my love of kitchen gadgetry honestly.

Anymore I find I prefer turkey hot dogs. The all-beef ones taste slightly odd. Though the really good kosher hot dogs are always yummy.

Glowing Angler Fish Tricycles

Those? Are awesome!

Glowing Angler Fish Tricycles

I want one of those to ride around in next Halloween.

Glowing Angler Fish Tricycles

I was really misunderstanding this phrase and picturing glowing fishermen (anglers) on non-glowing tricycles made of fish.

Does anyone feel that the "for dummies" series should not have a book called "GED for Dummies"? It is available for my kindle from the library, and it makes me giggle.

Okay, that's kind of meanly hysterical.

Just as a data point, at least this buffista had a life-saving Wellbutrin experience, and it absolutely worked on me to quit smoking while I was on it.