Everything has to average out, it seems. I am just going to detach. And be mean to people more fragile than myself. What could possibly go wrong with that?

Oh, I'd also like to slap people who are deliberately ignoring the truth in search of a tagline or a crowd-pleasing segment of their show. You fucking know the Mayans didn't say that the world would end this year, Sy Fy. Shut the fuck up. Black comedian, there is a black Spider-Man right now, so it's not bad enough that line saying black people can't be Spider-Man is in your set--it's the one line FX shows in your ad.

And the same (highly regarded) fangirl who posted the not-Olympic not-summer not-fasting not-winning actually-Muslim runner the other day has now posted a Jensen Ackles obvious manip as if it's real. Don't make me not respect you because your fact-checking finger is broken. I don't want you to be an idiot.

Bob bob surprised me like three weeks before my birthday with an iPad! He was super frustrated with my broken arm and nearly broken computer. I don't know what to do with it but post from it!

Aww, that's awesome! Go bob bob.

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Heh. That one was just on here recently.

Go bob bob. Nicely done.

YAY iPad!

Anyone who wants fresh figs is welcome to come by and get some. We have a ridiculous number. After the figs we should have pears and quince, as well as the usual lemons. I think I might make lemon curd again this year.

Have to work tomorrow, taking 74 kids to UCLA. Woo hoo? By myself? boooo.

Nicely done, bob bob. Nicely done.

Go bob bob. Well-played.

I just picked the first bowl of fresh blackberries from my yard.

. I don't know what to do with it but post from it!

It's pretty much that or Plants vs. Zombies.

...and I've instantly hurt myself from using my bad hand on it.

...and I've instantly hurt myself from using my bad hand on it.

Don't bleed on the iPad, bon! Unlike your arm, it can't repair itself.