Yes, yes, free rein, *but* reign of terror, rain of toads. Also, pleasepleaseplease fire all fic writers whose protagonists lathe anything on a soft, vulnerable human body.

Speaking of firing, I just want people to stop talking about their fandom's cannon.

The hug! The hug was the first thing! The hug isn't happening, so there is another thing coming!

Speaking of firing, I just want people to stop talking about their fandom's cannon.

Horatio Hornblower fandom excepted.

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Shir!

When Gary gets home we will go out to dinner.

Happy birthday, Shir!

billytea, what does "Fang" mean? In Chinese, that is.

It means "Square". It even has a Wikipedia page: [link] Oh! And way back in the mists of time, the character used to be a swastika. (The rather more stylish modern character appears on the Wiki page.)

Hornblowers have cannons, canonically.

I don't have zombie parts, but I have screws in my leg, wires in my jaw and a piece of my hip bone that was transplanted to my knee.

Oh, and I've had a laser fired into my eye a few hundred times.

So you're due to have lasers shoot out of them soon.

tommyrot’s more machine than man at this point.