Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2012 7:43:00 am PDT #1635 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I feel like this is the time to mention a current-favorite factoid: there are no Protestants on the US Supreme Court right now.

Huh.


Allyson - Apr 19, 2012 8:01:38 am PDT #1636 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Speaking of wrong things on the internet, did you guys see The Woman Who Wasn't There last night? Kristen and I were fascinated.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2012 8:02:04 am PDT #1637 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has this been posted?

Avengers Booty Ass-emble

In which we see all the male Avengers' butts....

(worksafe)

eta: I'd say Thor has the best butt, except Iron Man's is shiny....


erikaj - Apr 19, 2012 8:02:17 am PDT #1638 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2012 8:04:21 am PDT #1639 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

H.P. Lovecraft Answers Your Relationship Questions

I am e-mailing that to my Lovecraft-loving brother right now.

I wonder what the impact is on people with ADD, who already have problems with executive functioning. Probably just magnifies it.

Not sciencey, but in my totally anecdotal first-person experience, it makes total sense. Executive function/focus/will/whatchamacallit is absolutely a spoon.

Oh, yeah. A lot of spoons in Tim's case. He spends so much energy on executive function at work for 8 hours that when he comes home, he can't just start working on a project. He has to take a nap first or his brain will burst into flame.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 19, 2012 8:05:10 am PDT #1640 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Fingers crossed for your mom, Laura.


Sue - Apr 19, 2012 8:27:17 am PDT #1641 of 30001
hip deep in pie

If you hold back laughter in a church or classroom, every subsequent silly notion is that much funnier until you run the risk of bursting into snorts.

Ego depletion also explains the giggle loop!


Atropa - Apr 19, 2012 8:38:40 am PDT #1642 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You know what, mommy? Vampires are my favorite persons. They drink people's blood, and they have the sharpest teeth. That's what makes them so interesting.

Dear Matilda, I love you very very much. Also, reading this while listening to "Vampires Will Never Hurt You" by MCR makes it even better.

Has she heard the song "The Awful Truth" by Carol King, from the Really Rosie album? The one about becoming Mrs. Dracula, also known as one of wee Jilli's favorite songs? I think she'd like it.


Atropa - Apr 19, 2012 8:40:13 am PDT #1643 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also: JZ, may I post that quote of Matilda's on my Tumblr? I will attribute it to "one of my favorite kidlings". (Wait, how old is Matilda nowadays?)


DavidS - Apr 19, 2012 8:46:30 am PDT #1644 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also: JZ, may I post that quote of Matilda's on my Tumblr?

Since she's busy at work so I'll grant parental consent.

I will attribute it to "one of my favorite kidlings". (Wait, how old is Matilda nowadays?)

You can use her name if you want. She's 5 and a half.